Potential Republican Crack-Up

[tuliptree76]

At least I accomplished something today.

[Darksheare]

You got 5700!
Congrats!

[tuliptree76]

Thanks. :-)

[Darksheare]

Welcome!

[tuliptree76]

I guess I'm going to go get some sleep. Good night.

[Temple Owl]

Okay up and at 'em. Are you going to sleep all day?

If only lilfe could be like a COMPUTER.

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.

Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you loose your car keys, click on find.

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.

Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.

And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.

[fanfan]

Good morning.

I'm up, but not at all sure about "at 'em".

[Monkey Face]

Wow...Nope. Not kidding.

[Monkey Face]

Maybe we should form a club of sorts? What would we call it...? Club 17? 3/17? Daddy's Kids?

(This is just too wierd...)

[Monkey Face]

I'm gonna use lima beans for the trail...nobody will eat the evidence...;o]

[Monkey Face]

Use: MONKRYFACERULES and hit enter...;o]

[fanfan]

Any of those would be good, or how about "Super Dad Club"?

Yes, very wierd, but neat.

[fanfan]

I tried, and it tells me this.......

Nothing matched your criteria.

Is this why?Search Words to be found in article titles

Is there a different place to enter the search for keywords?

[Monkey Face]

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[Monkey Face]

OK...Click on "Forum"
Go to "Search Site"
In the next box, select "Keyword"
Type in MONKEYFACERULES
Click on "Search"

[tiamat]

You're right!

[tiamat]

Like that little library...

Actually, I know someone who started writing "The Guerrilla Guide to Detroit" as a travel guide for financially strapped geeks who needed to eat and stay overnight cheap...

[Monkey Face]

Yah, that would work.
You got snow, yet? ;o]

[fanfan]

I got this.......

"Articles indexed to monkeyfacerules (in order of time indexed.) Braking News: We Trolls Need a Strategy to avoid getting ZOTTED!

Posted by washington conservative On News/Activism 06/04/2005 9:56:12 PM EDT · 260 replies · 4,630+ views

Thank you four allowing me to join your esteamed sight. i feel i am on the cutting edge of moderate republican progressive! i have been a life long republican. you have to believe me. Read | Comments

why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!) Posted by jj_fate

On Smoky Backroom 06/30/2004 1:19:24 PM EDT · 65,534 replies · 208,822+ views self why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys... Read | Comments"

Ahhh! Grr! I lose. FR doesn't like me. Wahhh!

[fanfan]

LOL.
No snow yet.
Actually it was 29 degrees C, yesterday,...about 85 F?

We are taking next week off, and the weather people are telling us that it might rain from Sunday to Thursday, because of the hurricane. Oh, well. We'll see.