Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Potential Republican Crack-Up

Posted on 07/31/2005 1:19:25 PM PDT by KMB

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,601-1,6201,621-1,6401,641-1,660 ... 6,261-6,268 next last
To: Monkey Face

"What happens if you are scared half to death twice?"

Try using Charmin.


1,621 posted on 08/09/2005 4:54:10 PM PDT by Temple Owl
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1600 | View Replies]

To: Miss Behave

LOL - I'll have to tell that to the boys!


1,622 posted on 08/09/2005 4:54:14 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1619 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

Sadly, the Harpies want to stay up all night, and then sleep all day.


1,623 posted on 08/09/2005 4:55:08 PM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home! ")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1618 | View Replies]

To: Miss Behave; Monkey Face

LOL!
Well.. I just went out for a walk.
My typo field seems to extend roughly 1700 feet to the computer and then through the internet connection.


1,624 posted on 08/09/2005 4:55:08 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1608 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

I am SO glad that joke has changed from when I heard it..."Bubbles" was infamous for a long time...

LOL!

And thanks for noticing I made a 00...I had to go back and check!


1,625 posted on 08/09/2005 4:55:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1617 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

Next time I make lots of typos, I'll look over my shoulder for a large figure....


1,626 posted on 08/09/2005 4:55:37 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1616 | View Replies]

To: Temple Owl

NOT!


1,627 posted on 08/09/2005 4:55:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1621 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face; Miss Behave

This is true.
When I lurk, several peopel tend ot typo.


1,628 posted on 08/09/2005 4:56:28 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1616 | View Replies]

To: tiamat

Anoreth is like that, but we force her to get up! I know it's cruel ... but someday she can get a night-shift job :-).


1,629 posted on 08/09/2005 4:56:36 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1623 | View Replies]

To: Miss Behave; Tax-chick

Why did the skeleton go to the Chinese restaurant?

A: To get some spare ribs!


1,630 posted on 08/09/2005 4:57:43 PM PDT by Temple Owl
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1619 | View Replies]

To: Miss Behave; Poser

LOL! Unfortunately, that's just something we have to put up with when we're around men. ;-)


1,631 posted on 08/09/2005 4:57:49 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1612 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

Usually, in the summer, I let her stay up.

School starts in two weeks, and the Training begins tomorrow.

(Much eye-rolling and moaning as a result)


1,632 posted on 08/09/2005 4:58:17 PM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home! ")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1629 | View Replies]

To: Miss Behave; Darksheare

Yah...I can FEEL him ~~ lurking in the darkness...waiting for me to post what I think is a rational post...until it's in print...then I see all the typos I missed when I proof-read it.

ALL his fault!


1,633 posted on 08/09/2005 4:58:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1626 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
"LOL!

Well.. I just went out for a walk.

My typo field seems to extend roughly 1700 feet to the computer and then through the internet connection.

Do you open up garage doors on your walks when you go by houses?

1,634 posted on 08/09/2005 4:58:41 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1624 | View Replies]

To: Temple Owl

:-).


1,635 posted on 08/09/2005 4:58:45 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1630 | View Replies]

To: tuliptree76

Er...not me...*sorry girls*...


1,636 posted on 08/09/2005 4:59:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1631 | View Replies]

To: tiamat

We're doing remedial math.


1,637 posted on 08/09/2005 4:59:20 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1632 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Try taking the kids on Space Mountain and then say "NOT!"


1,638 posted on 08/09/2005 4:59:38 PM PDT by Temple Owl
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1627 | View Replies]

To: Miss Behave; Monkey Face

You'd miss me then, as I am rather short.
;-)


1,639 posted on 08/09/2005 4:59:55 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1626 | View Replies]

To: tiamat

Gads! Two weeks, huh? I bet she hates the "Training."

LOL!


1,640 posted on 08/09/2005 5:00:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1632 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,601-1,6201,621-1,6401,641-1,660 ... 6,261-6,268 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson