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Potential Republican Crack-Up

Posted on 07/31/2005 1:19:25 PM PDT by KMB

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To: SandyInSeattle; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Monkey Face

And some whine to go with the cheese!


1,461 posted on 08/09/2005 2:52:28 PM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home! ")
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To: SandyInSeattle

Oh no!
*quickly looks towards door*
I gotta stop them!


1,462 posted on 08/09/2005 2:54:12 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
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To: tiamat
And some whine to go with the cheese!

Waaaaaaa!

Or maybe, this?


1,463 posted on 08/09/2005 2:55:42 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: tiamat

HI, Tia!

I'm glad you found us! We've missed your blender and margaritas...

And your smiling face! And the llama, and...(what was the middle thing?)


1,464 posted on 08/09/2005 2:55:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: Darksheare

I didn't bring enough wine and cheese for all the zombies, just for us.


1,465 posted on 08/09/2005 2:56:33 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Good thing. If you feed them, they may stay. I HATE when that happens.


1,466 posted on 08/09/2005 2:57:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Oh, that's a very nice whine ... but not with the Chicken-Noodle Dish. Maybe later, with cheese, smoked oysters, and hot mustard. (See also, "How did you gain so much weight so quickly, Mrs. Tax-chick?"


1,467 posted on 08/09/2005 2:59:01 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
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To: Tax-chick

Mmmmm... I'm liking the menu so far!


1,468 posted on 08/09/2005 2:59:46 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I just bought a bottle of Aussie shiraz.
Saving it for the weekend!


1,469 posted on 08/09/2005 2:59:47 PM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home! ")
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To: SandyInSeattle

*sigh of relief*
Just got them interested in KMB.
They'd thought he was HK409's dessicated corpse still.

I must write it down that zombies are easily disoriented.


1,470 posted on 08/09/2005 3:00:44 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I have to go make honey-mustard sauce for the Chicken Noodle. And there's a report of a Diaper Event (unconfirmed so far, but highly probable ...)


1,471 posted on 08/09/2005 3:01:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
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To: Darksheare

Oh, good. While they're safety distracted and feeding on KMB's carcass, we can have our wine and cheese. After the chicken-noodle casserole, of course.


1,472 posted on 08/09/2005 3:03:05 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi "Face!

Thanks for the foot-prints!

I am suffering at the moment from a mild concussion. Kind of foggy as a result.

Can't find the margarita jpg...( and it would slow down the thread anyway)

So please accept an imaginary Margarita.


1,473 posted on 08/09/2005 3:03:15 PM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home! ")
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To: Monkey Face

KMB is being chewed on at the moment.
They're happy.
Disaster avoided.


1,474 posted on 08/09/2005 3:04:13 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
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To: tiamat

I've been drinking the imaginary ones since I met you...I've gotten used to the taste, actually. ;o]

Kinda dry and bland...


1,475 posted on 08/09/2005 3:04:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: Darksheare

Whew! I was worried there for a minute. I hate when they get loose and put footprints in the butter.


1,476 posted on 08/09/2005 3:05:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: SandyInSeattle
oh no no no.... only the best for this occassion. *breaks into boyfriend's wine cabinet*


1,477 posted on 08/09/2005 3:06:08 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!


1,478 posted on 08/09/2005 3:06:22 PM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home! ")
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To: SandyInSeattle

oh... I'm hungry.... *whimper*.....


1,479 posted on 08/09/2005 3:07:09 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: Monkey Face

It's not so bad that the zombies STAY... it's when they leave little bits of themselves strewn about.

I hardly EVER wear shoes...Can be a real surprise on the way to the potty to step on a finger or toe or other body-part carelessly left behind by some shuffling zombie.


1,480 posted on 08/09/2005 3:08:11 PM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home! ")
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