DUmmie FUnnies 07-14-05 ("Astrologers: What's in Karl Rove's chart?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 14, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Incorrigible]

He sounds like a DUmmie!!!

Time to find a new tech guy.

[Goodgirlinred]

I guess you are right. He is an actor part-time, and this is RURAL Virginia!!!!

[Poser]

Are you running Win98? If so, you have to install the drivers for the software you want to run. Check the cd for the drivers. Why are you using a USB cable modem?

[PJ-Comix]

Okay. I'm convinced. But can I install a nic card for Ethernet on my computer? I have Windows '98.

[Incorrigible]

Okay. I'm convinced. But can I install a nic card for Ethernet on my computer? I have Windows '98.

Excellent!

You're starting to sound like a techie now!  Yes, you can buy an Ethernet nic card for your current computer.  See the second paragraph in post #51.  You'll need to install the drivers that come with the nic card to get it to work on Windows 98 but that shouldn't be difficult.  You may want to check ebay for the products I linked to in my posts as well.

[MisterRepublican]

PJ, I tried to make it through the whole thing but the DUmmies and their astrological hoo-hah immediately brought to mind the tedious drivel produced by Will Pitt (which if it could be converted into a chemical form would replace Halcion). And of course, in a Pittian induced somnambulant state I could no longer read this typically hilarious edition of the DUFU's.

Thus, I will have to attempt to read this tomorrow when caffeine will make me more alert.

[PJ-Comix]

Okay. I'm convinced. Ethernet. So what do I ask for at Best Buy? A nic card? What else? Also I would rather the geeks do the installation.

I really want this all done hopefully this Monday. Next step would be DUFU podcasting. What I plan isn't so much a re-reading of the DUFUs. That is redundant. More like a free word association review of DUmmieland and their cohorts. Kind of like a political comedy act but free word association. I can do that. The type of Podcast like a nightclub act that you can drink rum to while listening.

[Eddeche]

Karl Rove discovered his name is an anagram for "The perfect human". Those who were skeptical attempted it and found it was indeed true.

[gate2wire]

"We don't have to be...ahem....nekkid.... when we sing this song do we? :)" only if you have... a head with hair long beautiful hair, shinin', gleamin', streamin', flaxin',waxin'...

[PJ-Comix]

I'll have the Best Buy geeks install what is needed. Ironically I used to sell Best Buy Golf Shirts (with the Best Buy logos) over a year ago on eBay. Size 5X. They really looked great. A Best Buy manager e-mailed me and asked how I got them since my prices were so low. They only cost me $2 each. I liked them so much that I bought an XL size Blue one for myself. Still have it.

[Eddeche]

If they told Karl Rove instead of Houston, "We have a problem", he would've fixed it.

[PJ-Comix]

Hitting the sack now. Tired. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[CAluvdubya]

a head with hair long beautiful hair, shinin', gleamin', streamin', flaxin',waxin'...

Shoulder length or longer?????

[gate2wire]

here, there, everywhere...

[Charles Henrickson]

can I install a USB card to do the trick?

Depends. What's your sign?

[Charles Henrickson]

In any case, USB is USB.

Will Pitt was watching a hockey game once, and the crowd started chanting, "USB! USB!" And that was the start of the Third American Empire.

It's true. I read it somewhere.

[CAluvdubya]

This part is in honor of some of the DUers:

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair

[gate2wire]

lol

[gate2wire]

a home for the fleas
a hive for the buzzin' bees.........


ah, ok, you win.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Possible indictment around July 18." OK, everyone, mark your calendars!

July 18 . . .

THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED!

(Or was that June 16?)