DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-05 ("What do you love?" ---Pitt Posts "Trype" And Conspires With Scamdy)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 30, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[murdoog]

Didn't he just say this about his mother, too? I hate superlatives that aren't really superlatives. There can't be two "bests". Is this a symbol of lib "conflictedness"?

No, nothing that fancy. I think it is just a symptom of laziness induced by the availability of cut and paste. Note what he says about their marriage. For his mother he says

watched her marriage fly apart for reasons I have no place to judge.

and for his father he says

watched her marriage fly apart for reasons I have no place to judge

I am a little surprised he remembered to change the pronouns.

And what does "I have no place to judge" mean anyway? Shouldn't it be either "I am in no place to judge" or "I have no right to judge"? If you're going to recycle, you should pick something you have written correctly.

[beandog]

Spent the day out at my pool in the sun reinvigorating myself. What do I find when I check in? It appears I was right about CU. They never cared about finding the truth, it was just a game to them. Then when the Grand DUmmy Will Pitt shows up with his butt boys they act like royalty has graced them. Someone over there has allowed their site to be used by some of the most despicable people on this planet and as a result have lost a good deal of respect. It appears only Pitt is allowed to post whatever he wants and not have to answer any questions.

When you lie own with dogs, etc.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

They will have to be deposited in an account and wait for them to clear.

 

Nope. All you have to do is have a friend with a bank account with enough money to cover the check and BINGO the check can be cashed. Granted if the check turns out to be rubber, your friend will have to make it up, but it can be done without having to wait on the check to clear. I have done it many times.

 

Also my banker where I have my business account will cash the check just because he knows my business would be good for it if it turned out it would only be good at GoodYear™.

 

They way Scamdy smoozes around the gay bars and the celebs he would have no problems whatsoever. Hell if termite is as independently wealthy as they put on, he could co-sign them and get them cashed without there ever being a record of who the money went to.

[jennyjenny]

The moderators over at CU are just awful from what I have seen there. Especially the all powerful Melissa. I was thinking about joining, but I think I'll pass.

[ReeWalker]

I'm still tryin to figure out the "rules" over there....they just seem to keep changing...

[commonguymd]

mood, selective, motive based moods with Mrs.IAMGREATANDFULLOFMYSELFBECAUSEIAMAPOWERRANGERMOD... Don't you agree?

[ReeWalker]

Don't you agree?

That I would...But you forgot.. "your off topic"

[ReeWalker]

Did you catch Gruntled's last post in the Dome??

[commonguymd]

Yes.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

The moderators over at CU are just awful from what I have seen there. Especially the all powerful Melissa. I was thinking about joining, but I think I'll pass.

 

Yep! Looks to me like there's not much difference between her and the infamous sfexpat2000. Give some people a little power and they go off the deep end. Sure looks to me like she is a Pitt fan. I read where she donated her photo site in order for him to deal with the bandwidth of everyone examining his so called documents. Then she tells everyone she has no "dog" in this fight.

 

Anyone who believes that, I got some swamp land out back that I guarantee will triple your money by the end of next week.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Wine is fine
But whiskey's quicker
Suicide
Is slow with liquor

[DugMac]

Happy Birthday PJ

My BD was ruined by a bunch of evil rag-heads.

I was born 9-11-50

Hard to do much celebrating on that day anymore.

[Repub4bush]

Hey me too! mine is 9-11-59

You are right,it doesn't seem fun anymore.

I was visiting my now husband in north jersey as was supposed to fly home that day. I stayed for 2 more weeks.

Now am here permanently

[hipaatwo]

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE PUNIDIOT "WILLIAM PITT" POSTS IN DUMMIELAND!

THAT HE HAS POSTED THE EVIDENCE!

WITH A GREAT FLOURISH AND FANFARE, THAT HE HAS POSTED THE EVIDENCE!

SEVERAL HOURS AGO THE DUMMIE PUNIDIOT "WILLIAM PITT" ANNOUNCED THIS!



And.....several hours later, there have been no replies from DUmmies, Andyite or otherwise.

Hmmmmm.

Has the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" no readership any more?

Hmmmmm.

[Notforprophet]

Errm, does your tagline reference Don Regan the former Treasury Secretary? Or do you mean Ronald Reagan? I am just curious.

NFP

[txradioguy]

Seems they care more about outing moles than getting to the bottom of who is scamming them out of money.

[Choose Ye This Day]

What if Pitt threw a party and nobody came?

Pitt, in best Ben Stein imitation: "Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?"

[Charles Henrickson]

The Andy Grifter Show
May Vary Day By Day

Sheriff Andy Fairy-Taler . . . . . Andy Grifter
Deputy Barney Frank . . . . . termite
Aunt Vee . . . . . Gore Vidal
Dopie . . . . . goodboy
Fraud Lawsuit . . . . . Skinner
Bogus Scambill . . . . . Kelvin Mace
Coward Vague . . . . . Will Pitt
Donor Pile . . . . . flyarm
DUper Pile . . . . . greatauntoftriplets
Hellin DUmp . . . . . Miss Waverly
Tellema Lie . . . . . bettyellen
Ernest T. . . . . . EarlG
Frisco Darling . . . . . sfexpat2000
The Darlings . . . . . The DUmmies

[franksolich]

Well, we already know if the DUmmie PUinidiot "William Pitt" threw a party.....no one would come.