DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-05 ("What do you love?" ---Pitt Posts "Trype" And Conspires With Scamdy)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 30, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Amityschild]

The DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" is like the moon, thinking it shines and gleams of its own.....when in fact the moon just borrows its light from the sun.

An erudite observation

[franksolich]

Well, it seems to me the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" can hang around more lustrous company than the crowd he does; he would surely shine better.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

And the checks in the PO Box.

Unfortunately we can just kiss those goodbye. You don't seriously believe scamdy and termite are going to divulge anything they can keep from Uncle Sam, do you? Oh I forgot Scamdy is as honest as the day is long, just ask him?  LOL

[Paradox]

Paradox's friendly suggestion to "meet up" with Andy in Seattle and get the real story so he can report back to us on DUFU, with "scar" photos, reminded me of other friendly helpers whom "Andy trusted" to unburden himself to from a phone in the lobby of Johns Hopkins Hospital in the company of a mutual friend and former combat buddy. ....

The intent of these friendly interlopers in getting the real scoop from Andy is, in my opinion, to shut down the only thread on the internet that is documenting from the comments of the Andyites, and their posted "hospital transcripts," the ongoing story.

Honestly? I just found out that my work will be sending me to Seattle in several weeks, and I thought "Hey, it might be funny/cool to actually go see Andy for myself". I'm not a "friendly interloper", merely curious myself.

It was just a thought, thats all. Besides, I doubt anything would ever come from the offer. I seriously doubt he'd have the balls to see me.

[ReeWalker]

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[Notforprophet]

~Mark~

[PJ-Comix]

What's interesting is what you DON'T see in DUmmieland. You DON'T see posts or threads over there hailing Pitt for "proving" that Scamdy did have pancreatic cancer surgery based on the documents he posted. NOTHING from Skinner. It's what you DON'T hear from DUmmieland that is intriguing.

[franksolich]

Like I mentioned much earlier; history repeats itself.

China 1908 = DUmmieland 2005.

Some sort of power-struggle going on behind the curtains.

[ReeWalker]

I did find this in the Skinner "Andy Situation" thread:

WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Mon May-30-05 08:15 PM Response to Original message 151. Be advised I posted this over there. Hopefully it will help. Alert Printer Friendly | Link | Reply | Top

[franksolich]

The aged ancient empress dowager, grandmother of the boy-emperor = the DUmmiette "sfexpat2000."

The impotent boy-emperor scared of his ancestress = the Grand DUmbo "Skinner."

Chien su-Fyen, an unaesthetic character to whom the aged ancient empress dowager is abnormally attracted = Andy.

Sun yat-Sen = the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad."

Chiang kai-Shek = the 5th Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG."

And the cast of characters goes on and on; it's fascinating, the similarities.

[PJ-Comix]

I saw that too BUT no responses.

[I_like_good_things_too]

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[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

Don't let Barset get to you. lol

[SCALEMAN]

Unfortunately we can just kiss those goodbye. You don't seriously believe scamdy and termite are going to divulge anything they can keep from Uncle Sam, do you?

All it takes is a tip to the IRS. If they get a bee in their bonnet they will subpoena the bank records.

You cannot 'spend' checks or money orders. They have to be deposited.

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

What character is the new puppy? ;-)

[franksolich]

You know, that might take some digging, going back in history to China of 1908--but it is reasonable to assume both the aged ancient dowager empress and her rotund favorite possibly had some favorite lap-dogs.

[CAluvdubya]

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gotta go to work. I just got back from the dentist and baaad news folks, a crown is in my future. But don't worry, I'm not asking you for a donation. I'm gonna contact Skinner and see if I can have some of Undie's left over money. You see, I need the best dentist available for this tenuous procedure. I also need the finest porcelain produced. Only the best for this mouth!

[Allosaurs_r_us]

You cannot 'spend' checks or money orders. They have to be deposited.

 

What? I cash checks and money orders all of the time. Money orders can be cashed at my local grocery store, for cryin out loud. Checks merely have to be taken to the bank they are written against in order to cash. A cashiers check can be turned into cash at any bank in the US.

 

You do not have to deposit these items. Where do you get such an idea?

 

I don't even have a bank account. My wife has one and I just use hers in order to cash anything that comes my way. There is absolutely no record of my transactions against her account either. They know be by sight and don't even bother to look up her account number. Also my niece is head teller. To think you have to deposit these items is pure fantasy.

 

I do have a business account for the ranch, but it is never used for my personal transactions.

[SCALEMAN]

Checks merely have to be taken to the bank they are written against in order to cash

I'll give you the money orders, but the checks come from all over the US. Would take some doing to carry them to each bank they were issued from and cash them. They will have to be deposited in an account and wait for them to clear.

[Deetes]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PJ...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !!!!!!!

AND MANY MOOOOORE !!!!!