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DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/17/2005 12:04:34 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Charles Henrickson
Andy already has Termite Ted, don't think he needs her husband.

Well, there's always "Plan B" during those "tiffs"...

4,461 posted on 05/23/2005 8:11:52 AM PDT by kevkrom ("Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." -- Alexander Hamilton)
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To: kevkrom

There have been at least two "tiffs" the past ten or fifteen years, between Andy and the DUmmie "Termite;" in one, Andy promenaded and pranced around Phoenix while the DUmmie "Termite" remained in Seattle, and in another, the DUmmie "Termite" tip-toed and traipsed around Texas while Andy remained in Seattle.


4,462 posted on 05/23/2005 8:14:20 AM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: kevkrom

Do you have a link for the "tiffs"? I've been trying to get caught up and can't seem to find it.


4,463 posted on 05/23/2005 8:14:44 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: KJC1

Will do, madam; had planned on doing this at least two times a day, in DUMMIE ALERT!s, and also the thingamajig about the web-sites soliciting funds, that list handled by Misty Memory, and of course any information, no matter how slight, about individual DUmmies for commonguymd.

There's going to be a lot of DUMMIE ALERT!s today, and they'll all get mentioned.


4,464 posted on 05/23/2005 8:16:51 AM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: Krodg; PJ-Comix; franksolich
That's Undie's official fundraising manager Beth Ferrari, eBay name "mrsdougzilla," who's selling her husband for Andy!

PJ, if you need new material for a DUFU, this Marketplace: Stuff for Sale list looks like it has a number of Undie-related items that could provide rich DUFU fodder! Moron shirts, stallion breeding services. . . .

4,465 posted on 05/23/2005 8:17:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (UndieCo cried and thou$and$ now hide!)
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To: franksolich

I've been offline due to dead motherboard since Wed afternoon. What the HELL happened here?


4,466 posted on 05/23/2005 8:18:06 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: jennyjenny

There are no links; this information is from non-internet sources. Since they're non-internet, it's not kosher to post the details.

Anything on the internet--such as those medical bills--is fair game, but off-the-internet stuff has to be shielded.

Sorry--but it will come out, in the end.


4,467 posted on 05/23/2005 8:18:50 AM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: nina0113

You know, madam, my suggestion is, DON'T EVEN TRY to get caught up.

Just find the last DUMMIE ALERT!, and read forward.

Sooner or later, you'll understand the gaps.


4,468 posted on 05/23/2005 8:20:41 AM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The plot thickens (as Rather would say, it's thicker than pea soup in Plano).


4,469 posted on 05/23/2005 8:21:59 AM PDT by MisterRepublican ("Huh? Who Is This?™")
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To: franksolich

Can you add me to your DUmmie Alert ping list, please?


4,470 posted on 05/23/2005 8:22:48 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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To: nina0113
Heh heh - looks like you have a lot of reading to do. :)

NFP

4,471 posted on 05/23/2005 8:24:16 AM PDT by Notforprophet (Democrats have stood their own arguments on their heads so often that they now stand for nothing.)
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To: CAluvdubya

Done, madam; but I can't figure out how you got overlooked.


4,472 posted on 05/23/2005 8:25:32 AM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: PJ-Comix
The moral of the story is, if you come to America and fall in love, be sure to fall in love with (and get married to) a citizen-- and start the green card paperwork on your wedding day, cuz it takes a while. She needs an immigration lawyer.
4,473 posted on 05/23/2005 8:26:08 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: Judith_knows
$665k.

WAAAY out of my league!!!!
4,474 posted on 05/23/2005 8:26:35 AM PDT by ReeWalker (Just shoot me!! My GPA dropped to a 3.76)
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To: franksolich

Thanks for adding me. I'm back and forth a lot. Mostly reading, seldom posting as you all hit all the main points obvious to me! Gotta up my intake of fish oil. LOL


4,475 posted on 05/23/2005 8:28:11 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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To: franksolich
Thanks for all your hard work Frank. I love the dummie alert headlines, somehow they remind me of those scenes in old movies when the plot development is announced by a spinning newspaper with a screaming headlines. You've got a great way with words. (As we know whenever someone in a movies turns on the TV or reads a newspaper the headline is directly relevant to them).

PS. Fine looking bird with the beady eyes!

4,476 posted on 05/23/2005 8:30:37 AM PDT by flitton
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To: All

You know, the DUmmies are a trusting lot. If they only knew the information that is available (for all the world to see) to anyone who chooses to look at Democratic Underground.com.

I will not mention what it is or the totally non-hacker way I discovered it, but Skinner has some serious flaws in his security set up (if he has one at all) over there. DUmmies who post should worry about their information.

Skinner, you and your nitwit mods should not allow certain information to be available for any one on the Internet to see.


4,477 posted on 05/23/2005 8:32:30 AM PDT by MisterRepublican ("Huh? Who Is This?™")
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To: All

Who is keeping the list of the sites with the pleas for money?


4,478 posted on 05/23/2005 8:35:46 AM PDT by Krodg
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To: Krodg

misty memory has it on her profile.


4,479 posted on 05/23/2005 8:36:31 AM PDT by commonguymd (My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I even recommended she contact the local congressman. Somehow they thought that was a ridiculous idea

What do they want, a fairy godmother's intervention?

I wish her the best, if she's a nice person, but really, she should have been working on her own green card long before now if she wanted to stay. You don't become a resident alien or a citizen just for getting married.

4,480 posted on 05/23/2005 8:37:22 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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