DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[BADROTOFINGER]

Well, I can honestly say that I do not have time to read all these posts. Could someone please give me the short version of where this thing sits now? I would greatly appreciate it...JFK

[MisterRepublican]

Something else that comes to mind: Some of these donors are sending hundreds of dollars at a time to this crew, unless they are lying about it on all the forums I've looked through.

If the average donation was even $25-$50, if he convinced only 2000 people throughout America to send him money, we're looking at $50,000-$100,000.


I wonder if that one DUmmie ever got a hold of Elizabeth Edwards. Seems this would be right up her alley, being it's cancer and all.

[franksolich]

A "short version"?

You got to be kidding.

Surely you are kidding, sir.

[commonguymd]

gosh - i hate asking stupid questions. what is the website that the timeline is on.

[KJC1]

Thank you.

[Misty Memory]

I think it's real. I got it from Truthout:

Just piggy-backing on your post...

...to avoid the chaotic thread derailment that follows.

Anyway just so folks know, Andy's the one who's been "keepin' his eyes on the election evil-doers" for the rest of us.

And funny photos aside, we NEED him healthy and active. He has first hand knowledge (as in, can testify in court) of evidence in both Ohio and Florida (at least) should anyone be able to get this second stolen election in front of a judge, jury, or tribunal somewhere.

He's not the only person that can do this. Just the best.


by thedeanpeople (thedeanpeople@comcast.net) on Fri Feb 25th, 2005 at 12:20:01 AM EST www.thedeanpeople.org
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[KJC1]

From that thread you posted, let's revisit the original post, which is the announcement that the surgery was cancelled:

[MisterRepublican]

Oh yes, that's the now famous "MrNiceGuyIsDead" thread that threw all the DUmmies into a tizzy about Andy&Friends. Or as he is named over there, "Name removed".

[NonLinear]

I am aghast that you have misconstrued my attempts to measure the accuracy of information posted here on the basis of the scientifically approved Forsyth scale from plausible to risible, as derision for those posting it.
OK, you've got me there. I've never heard of the "scientifically approved Forsyth scale". I feel bad, since I have so much contact with scientists, and am missing this critical element. But I don't too feel bad, as Google has not heard of it either. But they shouldn't feed bad, since Wikipedia hasn't heard of it yet either. It does earn a high value on the universally understood "BS Scale", nearly pegging the meter on this end.

The confluence of events related on certain posts, friendships renewed, new friendships forged, from which arose amazing confidences that were eagerly shared with other FR members, confirmed for some FR members, the "small world" premise of human migration, but re-inforced for others an entirely different premise.

I do not deride those who support the first premise, just as I do not demand that those who do not, should be excoriated for their lack of faith in the authenticity of the information or in the sincerity of the poster dispensing it.

This seems to indicate that you think in exactly the way in which a scientist does not. My I suggest that "speed_addiction, I think you are lying through your teeth about this whole scenario - your 'contact', the PM, the phone call, perhaps even your history as related to this site." would be in keeping with the "scientifically approved Forsyth scale". Put your hypothesis out there, and let it be tested. I might even respect you for doing so. I would disagree, but at least it would be better than some tangential obfusification of the same thought.

I did ask my social secretary to call Verity, however, before my Hatha -Kali Yoga trance kicked in, I heard her on the telephone telling my husband to come home right away.

I am currently laboring under the assumption that your social secretary is perhaps your dog, or cat. Just an assumption on my part. I hope to escape being excoriated for it. My money say's neither you, nor anyone in your household nor in your direct employ has seriously considered calling either Verity or Johns Hopkins.

Sounds to me like you have been in your Hinduesque trance for some time now. Consider going easy on the higher-powered fruits of the vineyard.

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

PRESSURE BUILDING!

THE DUMMIE "termite" AND THE DUMMIETTE "sfexpat2000" IDENTIFIED AS ACCOMPLICES OF THE FELONIOUS ANDY!

107 HOURS TO GO BEFORE ANDY GOES UNDER THE GAS AT JOHNS HOPKINS!

DUMMIES CONSPIRATORS CIRCLING THE WAGONS, FEARING EXPOSURE OF THEIR ATTEMPTS TO FLEECE THE DUMMIES!



Okay, this is the last DUMMIE ALERT! for the night.

After tonight, I have five whole days to watch the AndyScam 24 hours a day.

[The Right Stuff]

Oh Pleezze, Frank - I cannot simply tolerate any more of Andy's craino-rectum philosophical musings! Buck up, man! (Addressed to Andy, not you. Reading these threads should provide him with enough therapy!). Why don't you get with the program and study REAL philosophy - read some Kirkegaard, some St. Augustine, some Aquinus - and give us some real meat.

Let me break out the world's smallest violin and call the Wahhbulence. Andy, you'll never beat cancer (or pancreatitis or whatever) with the negative vibes.

[commonguymd]

The post of the night.

I absolutely laughed my something or other off.

LOL

[KJC1]

Timeline is here: http://delilahmused.passcreek.net/

[Choose Ye This Day]

I never knew that! So I'm FReeper #96,858?

If I'd known that, I would have held off to try to get #100,000!

[commonguymd]

i need a magnifying lense, or perhaps a larger monitor.

[commonguymd]

Thank you!

Does anyone have Beth's Address?

[hipaatwo]

This is the best I can do. If it's not clear enough let me know and I'll have mod delete it. If it's ok I'll try to do the other 2 pages.

[hipaatwo]

I tried, photobucket resizes it. Should I have it deleted?

[MisterRepublican]

"The checks were marked for Financial Services and had Andy's name and patient ID number on it."

The receipts he posted weren't "marked for Financial Services" and definitely didn't have his name on them anywhere.

But who knows what she is actually talking about anyway. No one at DU including Skins has a single clue about any of this, remember.