DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

3,861 posted on 05/21/2005 7:01:26 PM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)

To: Misty Memory

Some photoshop expert has got to combine that picture with this movie poster..

3,862 posted on 05/21/2005 7:05:01 PM PDT by Paradox (In my heart, I will always be something of a Liberal, in my head, a Conservative. Head wins.)

To: Misty Memory

Oh brother! Is that real or photoshopped?

If it's real we need a side by side of that plus Will Pitt contemplating his next step on that carpet thing. LOL.

3,863 posted on 05/21/2005 7:05:52 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)

To: Choose Ye This Day

3,864 posted on 05/21/2005 7:06:16 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Proud owner of 3 DU tombstones.)

To: Misty Memory

Andy is...Benny Hill?

3,865 posted on 05/21/2005 7:06:54 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Somos un país soberano en una época de guerra. ¿Por qué no podemos defender nuestra frontera?)

Something else (of the hundreds) that just doesn't add up. Why are none of the "Reality-Based Community®" out in Seattle agitated about Andy's life threatening condition? Why haven't they alerted the Times or the Post-Intelligencer? Shoot a decent reporter writing about Andy's "plight" in the local papers could increase the donations exponentially.

3,866 posted on 05/21/2005 7:08:57 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("A few lies are nothing when it comes to saving a life."-LadyHawk)

To: WinOne4TheGipper

Didn't you think it interesting that in the link that DUmmy posted, it brought up the posting history of one FReeper? And that's a newbie with only one post?

I think a DUmmy troll may have just outed itself. How can we play with it?

3,867 posted on 05/21/2005 7:09:14 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Somos un país soberano en una época de guerra. ¿Por qué no podemos defender nuestra frontera?)

I saved the whole webpage but photbucket made is smaller.

3,868 posted on 05/21/2005 7:09:58 PM PDT by hipaatwo (When you're in trouble you want all your friends around you...preferably armed!)

Don't forget somebody's got to check the P.O. Box, as well.

3,869 posted on 05/21/2005 7:10:25 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("A few lies are nothing when it comes to saving a life."-LadyHawk)

To: MisterRepublican

Isn't Michael Medved in Seattle? Wonder if he would like to see this.

3,870 posted on 05/21/2005 7:11:53 PM PDT by hipaatwo (When you're in trouble you want all your friends around you...preferably armed!)

To: Misty Memory

Andy, cult leader of the Democratic Underground.

3,871 posted on 05/21/2005 7:12:49 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("A few lies are nothing when it comes to saving a life."-LadyHawk)

To: WinOne4TheGipper

Well, maybe I'm mistaken. I re-read the DUmmy's post, and it said that "private dancer" is the 200,000th FReeper to sign up. I don't know where he got that info, but that may well be.

3,872 posted on 05/21/2005 7:13:32 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Somos un país soberano en una época de guerra. ¿Por qué no podemos defender nuestra frontera?)

To: MisterRepublican

Well, now, if Bev Harris hasn't seen this yet, perhaps she might be interested. Felonious Andy, in case you're reading this, at least according to the cowboy code, it's not nice to make fun of a lady.

Jerk.

Andy_Stephenson (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-22-05 07:04 PM Original message I saw the pictures of my tumor today...

I have decided to call it "Bev".

It is very round and black...very scary looking. The Doctor has put off surgery yet again in lieu of more testing. I grow weary of all the tests. I want this fucking thing out of my body. Bev is not a welcome visitor and I want it dispatched. The Doctor assures me this will be the last round of tests...he better be right...

I am this close || to calling all of this off...Finding a new Doctor...and getting the hell on with it!!! I am tired of all the delays.

Now, Termite is scheduled to go to Florida for a week and may not be here when I am going to need him the most. THIS SUCKS! GodDamnit! Why the fuck is this happening to me? Will Pitt get busy on that writing project we talked about. You may need it sooner rather than later.

[Fred: italics above mine; well worth considering, as it is significant here.]

Oh and so everyone will understand...I am going to sit in the garden for a while. I need the recuperative vibes. Sorry to post another rant...but I am damn mad and I am not sure I can take this any longer!

SeveneightyWhoa (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-23-05 06:00 PM Response to Original message93. You better change the tumor's name real quick..

..Bev will likely press charges if she finds out about this!

Andy_Stephenson (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-23-05 06:45 PM Response to Reply #93 95. Ah but I did not name it Bev Harris so it could be any number of Bev's.

SeveneightyWhoa (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-23-05 06:55 PM Response to Reply #95 96. True, but Ms. Harris will be able to use the money I sent her..

..to compile a legal team capable of suing anyone for anything!

All I'm sayin' is, watch your back, humanoids.

Andy_Stephenson (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-23-05 07:00 PM Response to Reply #96 97. Well...I am having to beg to gather the money I need for this surgery.

So I don't think she will get much. AKA Can't get blood from a turnip.

3,873 posted on 05/21/2005 7:15:29 PM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)

Hmmmm. I'm still working on a brief AP like synopsis of this ongoing tale. Maybe I'll find some local non-"Reality-Based Community®" media to send it to.

3,874 posted on 05/21/2005 7:15:57 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("A few lies are nothing when it comes to saving a life."-LadyHawk)

To: MisterRepublican

That's what I thought Termite's job was !!! But I guess they got this weeks cache out ....

3,875 posted on 05/21/2005 7:16:15 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)

"So I don't think she will get much. AKA Can't get blood from a turnip."

What about a Turnip with a PayPal account gathering thousands via a questionable internet charity fund-raising campaign?

3,876 posted on 05/21/2005 7:19:27 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("A few lies are nothing when it comes to saving a life."-LadyHawk)

To: Choose Ye This Day

When you check a user's in-forum posts, it'll show you their member number in the address bar.

3,877 posted on 05/21/2005 7:21:14 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Proud owner of 3 DU tombstones.)

To: IamCURIOUS_fellas; franksolich

The incomparable Frank has done so and pegged Andy supporters/alibis as "greatauntoftriplets" and a couple of others.

3,878 posted on 05/21/2005 7:21:18 PM PDT by The Right Stuff

3,879 posted on 05/21/2005 7:22:13 PM PDT by commonguymd (My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)

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3,880 posted on 05/21/2005 7:23:46 PM PDT by commonguymd (My impatience is far more advanced than any known technology.)

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