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DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/17/2005 12:04:34 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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3,761 posted on 05/21/2005 2:20:14 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Just shoot me!! My GPA dropped to a 3.76)
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To: All

Does anyone know how to submit to the timeline?


3,762 posted on 05/21/2005 2:38:14 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: stands2reason; commonguymd; eyespysomething; Repub4bush; volvox; mozrock; ShorelineMike; ...
DUMMIE ALERT!


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SEND ALL REQUESTS FOR UPDATE OF THE NOW-GETTING-MORE-AND-MORE-IMPORTANT "TIME LINE" TO gardencatz!


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3,763 posted on 05/21/2005 2:50:28 PM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: gardencatz

How do I submit info for your timeline?


3,764 posted on 05/21/2005 2:56:48 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: Proud 2BeTexan
If you search DU, you will find posts by 'Miss Waverly'. Again, not the person's real name, just their username.

Yes, but sometimes the posters on a thread slip and refer to someone by his or her real name. That's how we found out that "termite"'s real name is Ted. So in a post by, to, or even just referring to "Miss Waverly," her real name could slip out. Sometimes pieces of information can be found in casual posts.

3,765 posted on 05/21/2005 2:56:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUpe abides.)
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To: franksolich

Hey, you'll want to see this. We've got our DUmmies, now our Free Dominion friends have their LUsers.


3,766 posted on 05/21/2005 3:02:26 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Proud owner of 3 DU tombstones.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper; franksolich; All

Oops, forgot the link...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3300693


3,767 posted on 05/21/2005 3:03:12 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Proud owner of 3 DU tombstones.)
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

"Hey finnman, what the heck does your tagline mean? cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos"

click and all shall be explained

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1001719/posts


3,768 posted on 05/21/2005 3:06:54 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: finnman69
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
My boyfriend thinks I'm nuts I'm laughin so hard.
3,769 posted on 05/21/2005 3:12:30 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Just shoot me!! My GPA dropped to a 3.76)
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To: Krodg
Pancreatic tumor

That is still not "pancreatic cancer." The point is that he all but said it, and allowed his minions to actually utter the words without correcting them. He had and has the responsibility for what happened. He allowed all of this to go onward with no clarification. If he doesn't have cancer, then that is where the fraud appears to reside.

Unless someone has since found an "I have cancer" post.

3,770 posted on 05/21/2005 3:16:07 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: KJC1

Just yesterday, on DU, he said he never thought he'd die of cancer. Maybe someone has the link.


3,771 posted on 05/21/2005 3:23:13 PM PDT by Proud 2BeTexan
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To: Proud 2BeTexan

It was the closest thing so far to actually saying it, but he phrased it as a question. (It's post #74):

"I am way too young to die. Besides this is not how I pictured my life ending. Cancer??? WTF? I always thought it would be an accident as I am so prone to them."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3293666


3,772 posted on 05/21/2005 3:27:01 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: KJC1
"I am way too young to die. Besides this is not how I pictured my life ending. Cancer??? WTF? I always thought it would be an accident as I am so prone to them."

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3,773 posted on 05/21/2005 3:32:23 PM PDT by speed_addiction (Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'.)
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I found this a little while ago and thought it was interesting. I'm not sure whether anyone has seen it before, but it's new to me. Written on May 3rd.

An excerpt:

A few weeks ago, Andy was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, one of the more dangerous varieties of the disease. His doctors told him he needed a Whipple procedure to get at the tumor, and only a few hospitals in America can perform this complicated procedure with the required competence. To compound the problem, Andy shares the plight of millions of others in our disgusting for-profit health care system and does not have health insurance.

A friend with connections was able to get him a slot at Johns Hopkins, one of the premier medical facilities in America that specializes in Whipple procedures. Johns Hopkins, however, required a $25,000 down-payment before they would let Andy onto an operating table. Furthermore, they required the payment immediately, and wanted another $25,000 once the surgery was done. Andy and his friends spiraled into despair as they faced this seemingly insurmountable obstacle.

And then, something remarkable happened. Friends of Andy posted the details of his plight on a few Left-leaning websites. Left-wing talk-show hosts Mike Malloy and Thom Hartmann filled their listeners in on the situation. Donations for Andy started to come in, and then pour in, and then flood in. People without jobs, and themselves without health insurance, raided their piggy banks.

Within 100 hours, Andy Stephenson had the $25,000 down-payment he needed to save his life. It came as nickels, as dimes, as dollar bills, but it came.

The moral? That which unites the Left is far, far greater than that which divides them. Yes, there are seemingly insurmountable obstacles standing in the way. Yes, frustration and despair are rampant. Yet when the righteousness, passion and strength of the Left are combined, they can stand up next to a mountain and chop it down with the edge of their hand.

Remember that.

3,774 posted on 05/21/2005 3:33:48 PM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

Erm, what the hell? The html code that highlights text didn't work...

Is anyone else able to get text to show up as highlighted?


3,775 posted on 05/21/2005 3:35:56 PM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: stands2reason; commonguymd; eyespysomething; Repub4bush; volvox; mozrock; ShorelineMike; ...
DUMMIE ALERT!


DUMMIE ALERT!


ANDY TO GO UNDER THE GAS SOON! 110 MORE HOURS!


DUMMIELAND NOW 933 MEMBERS! 1,000 THE GOAL! GRAND DUmbo "SKINNER" PLAYING WITH THE NUMBERS! GOAL ACTUALLY REACHED ON THURSDAY!


DUMMIETTE "sfexpat2000" PROLIFIC WRITER OF LETTERS-TO-THE-EDITOR! VERBAL FOLIAGE OUPUT EXCEEDS THAT OF DUMMIE PUNIDIOT "WILLIAM PITT"!


BUT REMAINS SILENT ABOUT UNUSUALLY INTENSE AFFECTION FOR ANDY!


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More "near-death" contemplations of Andy; these added after those of last night (Friday night):

Andy_Stephenson (1000+ posts) Fri May-20-05 10:50 PM Response to Reply #90 101. Both were great men.

One...Jeff I loved dearly. As a matter of fact the day he passed I had written a card to him and was going to send it the next morning when word came of his passing. Keph...another man I respected very much...he was witty...full of life and I adored his insights. I miss them both very much...

Andy_Stephenson (1000+ posts) Fri May-20-05 10:52 PM Response to Reply #81 103. I am getting therapy...right here right now.

Andy_Stephenson (1000+ posts) Fri May-20-05 10:41 PM Response to Reply #91 94. Thank you. I am letting the days play out...but I am still scared and feeling alone. I know there are many pulling for me...but like I say I am still scared. I guess it is human nature to be afraid of the unknown. I hope I dream tonight...I hope my Dad and Sister come and chat with me. I would love to hear their voices. Especially my Dad...he has been gone so long and I miss him so much!

Go_Nukyuler_On_GOP (3 posts) Sat May-21-05 05:08 PM Response to Original message 126. Fill in a Newbie...What's this about?

3,776 posted on 05/21/2005 3:37:32 PM PDT by franksolich (still more credible than Dan Rather)
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad

I can see the web address when I highlight it.

I am 99% certain that was written by Will Pitt and I have read that before, but it must have posted in numerous places around the web.


3,777 posted on 05/21/2005 3:38:14 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: Chappaquiddick Crawdad
That's the now infamous "Stand Up Next To The Mountain" (or some such silliness) bloviation of the Excruciatingly Tedious® William Rivers Pitt, the only "journalist" who claims to be involved in all this.

Speaking of journalists, think I'll go looking for any Andy Appeals at the websites of major news papers in Washington and Maryland. I wonder if they have heeded Andy's call to "Politicize My Plight!™", yet.
3,778 posted on 05/21/2005 4:02:02 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("Politicize My Plight!™")
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To: franksolich; gardencatz; All
Here is post of Will Pitt's that I found while Googling, from a blog called "SmirkingChimp" (cute name, eh?):

Note the date of the post: Feb 25.

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3,779 posted on 05/21/2005 4:07:59 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: franksolich; All
And another interesting post from someone claiming to be an insider, dated May 12. I've heard someone else here mention the name "FayWray" but this is the first I've seen of her posts. (Link is in my post above, it's post #37):

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3,780 posted on 05/21/2005 4:18:22 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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