DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[JLO]

Dont miss this. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/user-posts?id=169749

It seems we have LOTS of distractors,

Keeper of the books.

[cabojoe]

[Judith_knows]

I think so. He's signed on with his username, right? Only one username per user. But what I am still wondering...was he like this before the May 10 surgery? Because if he wasn't, he must have known he wasn't having the surgery. And supposedly the check got lost and that's why he couldn't have the surgery -- at the last minute. So...not much time has elapsed, for all this "introspection" to occur. If not then, why now? Could it be because of the Will Pitt stuff and also the fact that 50K people are now reading this? Hmmmm...as a liberal, (and a naive trusting one), it's not like me to be so suspicious, but I am. I just don't know what to make of all this.

[IamCURIOUS_fellas]

Here's another pic of Andy for those who are collecting for their scrapbooks.
d_bush_n_cheney was his old DU handle.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/gallery/pics/god_bush_n_cheney.jpg

[IamCURIOUS_fellas]

I wonder if one of them is 'termite'?

[Jacktown]

Because now he has to produce. One way or another.
Or he could just be faking. I'm sure it's hard to part
with 50 thousand plus. I'll bet he's scared.

[Krodg]

Your link doesn't work.

[Charles Henrickson]

Thanks, cabojoe. That's just what I need.

[Cherokee Conservative]

Couldn't be pain killers. Several of his cohorts have said he's not on ANY medication. I always thought that was suspicious. He's always saying how much pain he is in. Cancer patients with a lot of pain are always given pain medication. That's the one case where doctors don't hold back on the narcotics. So, why is Andy made to suffer so?

[cabojoe]

Hey Speed, I've been meaning to congratulate you on the way you have turned your life around. If the sex won't sell the book, I'm sure the swordfight will!

[IamCURIOUS_fellas]

http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/index.php/Gallery_G-M

try this one.

[Charles Henrickson]

OK, boys, listen to this. Ten days ago, on May 10, at 10:34 PM CDT, our man PJ posted the first of the four monstro Undie DUFUs. Tonight at 10:34 PM CDT, exactly ten days later, those four Undie threads combined had garnered a total of--are you ready?--over 8,000 replies and over 135,000 views! That's an average, for those ten days, of over 800 replies and 13,500 views per day!

Mary Matalin, are you listening?

[Jacktown]

What is that in the pic with him?????

[IamCURIOUS_fellas]

I have no idea, Jacktown.
Looks like a theatre group or something...

[Jacktown]

I find that hard to believe. If he is in the pain he says
he's in, he's on pain killers. They don't ask you if you want them, they just give them. Hydrocodone.

[Krodg]

Thanks.

[decal]

"It is begging for a Jerry Bruckhiemer/Michael Bay collaberation on the movie!"

Everyone! Speed is only $10 away from doing lunch with Hollywood powerbrokers!

[JLO]

Holy toledo.

I always try to set things straight.

[JLO]

To: beandog If one of them did tell him to STFU and stop whining they'd be banned immediately. Soon their'll be 20 DUmmies left, and 5 of those will be Andy. I'm doing wonderfully since my surgery, thanks. The surgery was from hell and the recovery sucked, but it was worth it. Never felt better. Had it done in Seattle. Andy doesn't know what he's missing. Wait...he knows exactly what he'd be missing in Seattle - LOTS of money.

LOL

[beckysueb]

I am way too young to die. Besides this is not how I pictured my life ending. Cancer??? WTF? I always thought it would be an accident as I am so prone to them.

I thought he didn't have cancer after all. He's still trying to scam the DUmmies. This guy has no shame!