DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[gidget7]

someone did, don't remember who.

[franksolich]

Okay, I'm done checking something out.

[jennyjenny]

So maybe "Bev" was removed in Seattle and that is what is blacked out on the bill?

[Charles Henrickson]

Send them to me; I'll see what I can do.

Just right-click on them and copy the properties, or just get them from below:

http://us.f3.yahoofs.com/users/4213eba1zaeff0128/4514/__sr_/4fc2.jpg?pharojCBC2Myufd2

http://us.f3.yahoofs.com/users/4213eba1zaeff0128/4514/__sr_/9478.jpg?pharojCBEob_l_Qz

[NonLinear]

Man! I am 1000 posts behind on this thread!! How did that happen.

You've been the most straight-up person I've read. Hate to see you catching flack!

Later!

[commonguymd]

blew right over my head.

how you found that is beyond me. lol


i was looking for it because the spouse was named. dang it if it isn't just the first name.

[Incorrigible]

That my Gen X/Gen Y challenged friend :-) is the game pad for Dance Dance Revolution.

http://www.ddraction.com/

[JLO]

Well, I'm just thinking...

Don't go there, LOL!

Well, someone explain women to me--and I have known women such as the DUmmiette "sfexpat2000". The DUmmiette "sfexpat2000," in photographs of her under her real name, all over the internet, betray a woman not half bad-looking, in good shape, and all that. And we all know what a plump lad Andy is. What is it, that attracts certain decent-looking women to gay men, even fat burpy belching flatulating ones? Not even Fermer's Theorem stymies me more than this.

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

IS THE WELL RUNNING DRY? IS THE SPIGOT SHUT OFF?

IS ANDY STUCK IN BALTIMORE, NOWHERE TO GO?

SURVEY OF 51 WEB-SITES WHERE SOLICITATIONS WERE MADE FOR ANDY BETRAYS ONLY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, OR NO COMMENTS AT ALL, REVEALING THAT PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER SENDING IN $$$$$$$!

EXPOSURE OF SCANDAL BY DUMMIE FUNNIES TO BLAME FOR DROUGHT?

[gidget7]

Try a google, see if she might have a website of her own. Slim chance you might find it there.

[jennyjenny]

If Andy had just stayed with the telephone company in Seattle, he could right now be looking for a comfortable and secure retirement circa ten years hence, during which time he and the DUmmie "termite" could grow old and fat(ter), sitting in ease on the front porch of their house in Seattle, gabbing with neighbors, watching the world.

And probably some pretty darn good health insurance.

[franksolich]

I've seen about three of them, photographs of the DUmmiette "sfexpat2000;" didn't save them, but I'll track them down for you.

[speed_addiction]

Plus some women like that gays like the same things as women. Mostly, sick as it sounds, it's the safe thing.

When I was in prison in Arizona there was one gay dude(a punk or weasel is what we called them) that worked in the case manager's office. The case manager (a woman) and her secretary absolutely adored this guy. Though it was considered contraband, they always "threw" away old make up compacts and lip stick tubes that still had a lot of use left in them.

More than once I went into that office to have business taken care of (a move to another cell, change in job assignment or the like) and I would find them engaged in what can only be called girl talk.

[commonguymd]

I am looking for termite - andys boytoy spouse. gotta get the last name.

[gate2wire]

Thanks for adding that pic to your DUmmie alert.
I'm not quite sure why you did it...well, thanks anyway.LOL

[gidget7]

Personally I find that kind of "girl talk" nauseating! I locked Bravo because of it, truly makes me feel ill.

[cabojoe]

That one won't dissappear.

[SSgtRast]

 been to Seattle; did not find it much different from Casper, Wyoming, or Louisville, Kentucky; found nothing "special" about Seattle, just another town.

You must have just been changing planes in Seattle.  I grew up in Idaho.  I've been to Casper, WY.  I've also lived in California and Texas.  Now I live in Tacoma, WA, and work in Seattle.  I assure you that Seattle is VERY different from Casper.  I'll have to take your word for it on Louisville.  All in all, if you could replace the populace of Seattle with the people from Casper, I'd enjoy this place much more. 

[gidget7]

Of all the sites he is affiliated with, and his own, seems there HAS to be one that has that name. You might not want to visit all of them though. Just a guess, but some of his might be gross!

[cabojoe]