DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[franksolich]

<<always slower than speed_addiction, but that's okay.

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

FrankSolich,

With all due respect, since it seems rather conclusive that Bev Harris is your "protected source" in the prior post on the other thread, you should realized that we freepers can get to the bottom of most any enigma. Why protect your sources from the inquiring minds of fellow freepers?

[MisterRepublican]

Don't you all think it strange that Andy is NOW back at DU, sobbing about his "plight", when in the past 4 months he's traveled more than a presidential campaign. And all the while, deathly ill. It makes no sense.

[JLO]

Hey, speed_addiction..

YOU kept us ininformed. THANK YOU!

[speed_addiction]

like I said, place a < before img. Also, drop down a space and put < br></br> and it will be placed below your post not next to it.

[gate2wire]

Yes, Thank you.

[Charles Henrickson]

Pied Piper Pitt will be in his bare apartment standing on that dopey balance board.

Is that a balance board? What is that thing Useful Pundidiot Pitt is standing on as he contemplates his next step?

[Roscoe Karns]

In the end, there may be only two choices open for the parties involved to make!
This OR This

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f Don't jump the gun, speed. That may not be noosessary.

[gidget7]

Yes it's very strange, but then so is he!! He does this in his down time, in between speaking engagements and flittling around. This is by no means the first time he has been overthere crying doom and gloom.

[franksolich]

Well, someone explain women to me--and I have known women such as the DUmmiette "sfexpat2000".

The DUmmiette "sfexpat2000," in photographs of her under her real name, all over the internet, betray a woman not half bad-looking, in good shape, and all that.

And we all know what a plump lad Andy is.

What is it, that attracts certain decent-looking women to gay men, even fat burpy belching flatulating ones?

Not even Fermer's Theorem stymies me more than this.

[beandog]

If there's one thing I can't stand it's Drama Queens and DUmmy Andy is the biggest Drama Queen of all. He's been playing on the DUmmies sympathies for months now. I wish just one of them would tell him to STFU. By the way, I do hope you are feeling good now. Brain surgery must have been horrible.

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

where is the original post? do you have links in the thread to both?

See post 3427 above

[Charles Henrickson]

Hey, frank or anybody who knows,

How do we get these photos so we can use them anytime without them "red-exing"? Frank, can you put them in your "lockbox" somehow?

[franksolich]

Sir, in the matter of "the Andy Stephenson situation," as the Grand DUmbie "Skinner" refers to it, I URGE all members of the DUmmie FUnnies to protect their sources.

Most--most--most--of us have been around long enough to discern whether or not someone on DUmmie FUnnies is credible or not.

Protect your sources, so you can elicit more information, slowly from them. If I were a "confidential source" myself, I would go with someone keeping me in the background--and with more useful information--than with someone blabbing me out in the open.

[speed_addiction]

Hey, speed_addiction.. YOU kept us ininformed. THANK YOU!

Did anyone physically check out the Airport Holiday Inn in Columbus, Ohio? I was wondering how that checked out! I know neither Frank or I are journalists, but we did score a couple of scoops. He got Bev Harris and I got Andy. Of course I was more Larry King than Sean Hannity in my questioning of Andy, but I did score the scoop. 8^)

[gidget7]

Easy frank, he is safe. He doesn't want anything from her (yeah right) but friendship. Well ok, most gay men don't. So she can play the super nice, PC, I am a open minded, good person, in other words, a martyr.

Plus some women like that gays like the same things as women. Mostly, sick as it sounds, it's the safe thing.

[franksolich]

Send them to me; I'll see what I can do.

But can make no promises.

[Charles Henrickson]

The DUmmiette "sfexpat2000," in photographs of her under her real name, all over the internet

Where have you found such pictures? I have been looking for pictures of Elizabeth/Beth Ferrari (Mrs. Dougzilla) and have been unable to find any.

[decal]

"What is it, that attracts certain decent-looking women to gay men..."

A) The "grass is always greener, etc" theory.

B) The "I'm hot enough to convert 'em" theory.

C) The "He'll just be a friend, I won't have to worry about his hitting on me" theory.

As you see, B and C are mutually exclusive...theoretically.

B is definitely true for the reverse (males attracted to Lesbians).

I'm not a psychologist, but I DID search for a Holiday Inn Express lobby last night...

[Jacktown]

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