DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[gate2wire]

I can't begin to name her movies other than McClintock.
She was the Duke's wife in that one also.

[PJ-Comix]

You know who I've always found wife-worthy. Donna Reed. Maybe it was It's a Wonderful Life, and her TV show (I don't know what she was like in real life), but she always seemed like a jewel.

You mean the ho' in From Here To Eternity? I was just a kid when I saw that flick on the tube for the first time. I swear I couldn't figure out why guys paid Donna Reed good money just to go into a private room and just TALK to her. That really had me mystified for a long time.

[franksolich]

Actually, there have been some pretty bizarre ones--but not so long (in comments).

[dynoman]

"Oh PJ! I feel so insecure about being physically underdeveloped! Please come over to my apartment and console me!"

don't worry about it, now that I've seen her picture "physically underdeveloped" isn't my problem.....

[MisterRepublican]

Hmmm. Delightful. With one comment. I prefer a 36C. Those are Dolly Partonesque. Whoa.

[dynoman]

PJ-Comix, could you PM me a few of those blood pressure pills? Like right now?? Please??

[PJ-Comix]

Partonesque

"Partonesque." I think we have a new word in the English language!

[hipaatwo]

El chimichanga quizás sea demasiado pequeño

[franksolich]

Hey, what happened to the tag-line?

[Repub4bush]

Way off topic here, but i just found something that has me really excited...LOL

NO it isn't petra doubleD.

I never check my account here, only to change a password from time to time. I never read through that stuff..LOL

Anyway some of you will understand this and probably now call me (the great research assistant that I am, ahem!) stupid, ..LOL

But I just found I have an email addy at FR! I have given a few years now, but never knew about this perk!!! How cool!

OK Carry on.... :)

[commonguymd]

can you at least tell us who is telling you to be quiet?

[gate2wire]

As long as you can still find official foliage we will forgive.

[MisterRepublican]

Thats' what it all comes back to, the questions still remain.

The hyped "Help Andy" fund-raiser with absolutely NO ACCOUNTABILITY, that has now evolved into "WE DEMAND SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!".

Shoot, this guy's not Clinton and he's not some brilliant mastermind either (though to read his posts at myriad "Voting Rights" websites, he thinks he is).

He might be sick and all, but it still smells like a scam.

Why does the DU TRUSTWORTHY WillPit remain silent if he doesn't think it's a scam?

[Barset]

Andy's desire to "POLITICIZE MY PLIGHT" may soon tilt slightly, or even veer sharply to:

"POLITICIZE MY FLIGHT"

when poor Andy re-appears in another venue because of the Fascistic Amerikan government hounding him because he is only another $612,000,000. away from putting Kerry in the White House.

[Repub4bush]

Well I am not getting much help on Foliage today, so out of boredom I was playing with my FR account...LOL

But foliage is still my top priority, as I am not seeing an Airport HH with the right foliage in Columbus :)

[hipaatwo]

Cards are spanking the Phillies and I gotta watch the rest


Who ISN'T spanking the Phillies! I wish they would get rid of the damn owners of the team.

[franksolich]

What gets me is some super-bright, super-intelligent, super-cerebral lad of the Jewish persuasion masquerading as a middle-class suburban goy housewife, when really, there is no need to.

[Charles Henrickson]

So, do all DUmmie FUnnies end up being so bizarre?

What has been different about these several "monstro" Undie threads? 1) The huge volume of comments. 2) The solving-a-mystery-in-real-time aspect. 3) The many non-DUFU-regulars posting.

What is almost always the case in all DUFUs, including these? Having fun looking at the DUmmies in our Ant Farm! That you can pretty well count on.

Frankly, I'm kinda looking forward to getting back to "normal" DUFUs. A lot less time-consuming. :-) We've been getting 100-200 comments most editions. And the emphasis is on putting the "FUn" in the "FUnnies"!

[franksolich]

This just posted in DUmmieland:

Up2Late (1000+ posts) Wed May-18-05 09:41 PM Original message Hey Skinner, Elad, What's traffic like these days?

Seems like traffic has gotten light these days. Is that true?

[Choose Ye This Day]

She's not a hot latina! Where are your standards, man?

Stick with your latinas calientes...your Salma Hayak, your Paz Vega, your Vida Guerra (no...demasiada caliente)