DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-05 ("About the Andy Stephenson situation"---Skinner)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2005 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[KJC1]

Here is my understanding: "Miss Waverly" is a poster on DU. I haven't really read much, or anything, from her since this broke out. I think it was DUmmie "flyarm" who allegedly pulled strings to get Undie into JH. Last I saw on DU, "flyarm" flew to Paris on Sunday.

Someone correct me if any of the above is wrong, or if you can add more detail.

[MisterRepublican]

I wonder if we'll receive a Skinner 12:30 "AndyScam" Situation Report or will he just leave DU hanging like he has been from the start of this fiasco. He's the one who could put all of it to rest.

Andy and his cohorts seem willing to provide the necessary proof but for some reason Skins is awfully hesitant to post exculpatory evidence. Maybe he's in a marathon conference calls with is lawyer.

[speed_addiction]

Okay, called several departments. No Miss Waverly in Finance, Records, Personnel, Radiology or Reception. Will check other departments in a bit.

[EllaMinnow]

HELP!

I'm trying to catch up...

What is the current status? (According to DU and Undie)

Is the tumor benign? Or did JH postpone surgery on a "malignant" tumor?

Did Undie go all the way from Seattle to Baltimore for treatment of a tumor that hadn't even been biopsied?

[nonkultur]

This is the status of the tumor after I confronted "principal" about the tests on CU.

Originally Posted by principal It's the one where they inject dye into you, and put you in a tube. This was done to see if the tumor had changed. For what it's worth, the tumor had enlarged slightly, but there was not mestasis, which is good news. Once cancer is in the lymph system, you're pretty much doomed. The tumor is wrapped around the common bile duct.

[franksolich]

Man, that flew right by me.

The DUmmie "flyarm" was one of the two original DUmmie fund-raisers for the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson. (The other was the DUmmie "sfexpat2000;" then the DUmmie "greatauntoftriplets" came on board a little later).

The DUmmie "flyarm" was the one who bawled and cried and sobbed (before these scandals broke) about how her husband "might lose his job" because she and he lied about the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson, so as to get him into Johns Hopkins.

One of those monotonously-routine "tug-at-the-heart-strings" so as to keep the $$$$ rolling in.

Might the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson and his dearly beloved boyfriend the DUmmie "termite" actually be in Paris?

Remember, there was something really odd about the time on the posting by the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson that you--and thank you very much!--managed to save, before it was deleted.

That post popped up in DUmmieland about 8:00 p.m. Nebraska time 05-11--and the post indicated after midnight 05-12.

Uh, IS THE FELONIOUS DUMMIE ANDY STEPHENSON IN PARIS WITH THE DUMMIE "TERMITE" RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT?

[franksolich]

Oh, man.

Don't ask.

It's just.....incredible.

[aBootes]

Well, no one is quite sure about your questions. It would seem that Andy is here in Baltimore. And it would seem that he had tests done yesterday, the results of which were characterized as "positive." His surgery is now re-scheduled for "later this month," but it could be moved up if an opening develops.

I haven't heard a word on malignant or benign.

Nobody has any proof of anything.

Various folks report that they've alerted friends or acquaintances at JHU.

No one seems to have alerted the FBI.

Someone seems to have made PayPal uneasy.

And I would like to know if donations are still coming in...? Does someone know how to check at PayPal and Amazon.com?

[KJC1]

Remember, there was something really odd about the time on the posting by the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson that you--and thank you very much!--managed to save, before it was deleted.

That post popped up in DUmmieland about 8:00 p.m. Nebraska time 05-11--and the post indicated after midnight 05-12.

If you look at my screenshot, it shows the time as 8-something, which is EDT. I didn't catch any of the weird time-stamp stuff. It looked normal to me.

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

THE FELONIOUS DUMMIE ANDY STEPHENSON AND HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER, THE DUMMIE "TERMITE," IN PARIS SINCE LAST NIGHT?

[EllaMinnow]

I do know that it's impossible to check any Paypal account unless you are the registered "owner" of the account.

And thank you for your answers to my questions. :)

[franksolich]

On my copied-and-pasted text, and on speed_addiction's copied-and-pasted text, it gave a time after midnight, on 05-12.

This had been discussed--although a godzillion "replies" ago.

[EllaMinnow]

You are doing fantastic work on this, Frank. I salute you.

[EllaMinnow]

Thanks much. "Principal" is weaseling in typical DU fashion.

I registered over there to ask him/her a question, but I need to get my ducks lined up before I do.

[Proud 2BeTexan]

Andy's post stated that 'Miss Waverly' works at JH.

[franksolich]

Thank you, but the real credit goes to P-J for providing the "forum," to speed_addiction for keeping me on my toes, and right now, last night's hero, KJC1, who probably "captured" the ONLY image in existence, of the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson's admissions, before they were deleted.

[CSM]

"We may have to have a suicide watch now..."

Make sure you take plenty of video for those of us unable to attend and watch in person!

[lutz]

speed, you da man!! Keep us updated!

[lutz]

Also, he owned a Subway? I thought he was a cable guy for some company?? Okay, I'm officially confused.

[MrBeach]

1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!