DUmmie FUnnies 03-10-05 ("Last gasp of the internet ...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Well, folks, it finally happened. After nearly two weeks of waiting to hear the reply to my DUmmie FUnnies book proposal from Regnery Publishing, I finally received an e-mail from one of their representatives.... The proposal was rejected. Well, I guess I just better resign myself to accepting defeat and... DAMNITTOHELL!!! I WILL NOT accept defeat. I REFUSE to be rejected! From any other book publisher I would accept the rejection and look for another publisher but I have too much RESPECT for Regnery to allow them to let this DUmmie FUnnies book deal slip from their fingers. I KNOW this DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) WILL be a HUGE success! Yeah, I know every author says the same thing about his book project but in this case we have in essence already seen the success of the DUmmie FUnnies. In less than three months since its start in late September 2004 it grew to have the LARGEST PING list ever on the Free Republic. Therefore, if you think that the DUmmie FUnnies would make for a successful book, I urge you to contact Regnery Publishing yourselves. I won't tell you what to say. I leave that entirely up to you. Let the New Media, the Unfiltered Internet, make history by communicating with the Print Media in order to bypass the usual guardians at the Filtration Gate. I say that sometime in the near future, the people at Regnery will THANK me for not accepting their initial rejection. I refuse to allow the DUmmies and their Leftist allies the Victory of thinking that the DUmmie FUnnies book project is dead. I SAY THAT THE DUmmie FUnnies shall LIVE AGAIN! I say, RESURRECTION NOWWWWW!!!

WHEW, I'm not even sure exactly what that previous sentence was all about but I've always wanted to scream that Jonathan Winters line from The Loved One. Well, I think you get the point. I just WON'T accept the standard rejection and I BEEEEELIEVE that John Kerry will be inaugurated on....OOPS! I mean I BEEEEELIEVE that Regnery Publishing WILL publish the DUmmie FUnnies Book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) once they hear from the Vox Popoli (that means YOU).

Let me know if you want to joing the BIGGEST and most POPULAR PING List on the FR, the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[Petronski]

But algore's most famous invention CAN'T die. It just can't!

[Petronski]

Unless it's killed, in a PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!!!




[dramatic sting]

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[CzarNicky]

They sure are talking about getting guns a lot now. Isn't there a prohibition about the mentally ill having guns though. That would exclude all the DUmmies.

[cripplecreek]

If I pedal fast enough I can get Freedominion.com.

[Darkwolf377]

There are a lot of publishers. Keep swinging.

As for this edition of DUmmie FUnnies--did you make all that up?

[swordfish71]

The DUmmies never fail to entertain, do they?
The only thing turned off are what brains they might have.

Presuming they ever had any!

[PJ-Comix]

There are a lot of publishers. Keep swinging.

True but I have a lot of RESPECT for Regnery. They published conservative books when it wasn't Kewl. I KNOW this DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) WILL be a huge seller and I want REGNERY to earn those big profits.

[SaveTheChief]

Poor DUmmies.

Good thing the Internet is incapable of transmitting odor. The pants-wetting must really be getting out of control over there.

[groanup]

It sounds like they want to start an organization with a motto something like "Be Prepared". Hey, they could call it the Boy Scouts.

[swordfish71]

Regnery turned YOU, the GREAT PJ-Comix, DOWN???

Fine--I won't be buying their books ever again!

[Charles Henrickson]

[It's over! OVER!!!]

Yes, of course, that's it! You've stumbled onto it, PJ!

OVER = ROVE

It's . . . A PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!!!

[mdittmar]

Ha!,unbelievable.

[groanup]

I remember the Good Old Days when REVOLUTION really worked!

Sure it worked. Did any of those history books remind you that those who were revolting were smarter and craftier and more driven than those they were revolting against?

[Petronski]

If they actually do buy firearms, they might finally learn the really meaning of "well-regulated."

[swordfish71]

Always say "Perfect Rovian Storm" with reverence!
;-)

[Charles Henrickson]

I've actually purchased a Grundig crank power shortwave just in case

Crank power. How fitting.

[unixfox]

These people are dilusional. Or however you spell it.

[swordfish71]

can you imagine the DUmmies using a weapon? They'd end up shooting each other.....