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Pagan band demands "quiet area for fornication"
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| June 20, 2003
Posted on 06/20/2003 5:05:39 AM PDT by Jimmyclyde
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To: Dead Corpse
When my cat died recently, we considered giving him a Viking funeral...little tiny boat set aflame in the Neuse River, with his cans of tuna and his bearskin rug.
An Egyptian style funeral would have been more appropo, but the Viking had a little more pizzazz.
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posted on
06/20/2003 10:37:15 AM PDT
by
wimpycat
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To: twigs
Which brings me back to my original point--you are wound too tight. Fornicators are sinners. You're a sinner. Sin is not the problem, lack of forgiveness is the problem. Sin, as the poor, will always be with us, that these people want a place to have sex is only a problem for the puritans/pharisees who are more concerned with people's souls after they're dead. This pietous claptrap will save no one from eternal damnation and your 'sincere' ministrations aside, I find your attitude insulting.
Prosetylizers like yourself hand the left a club to beat righties with all the time. Next time you feel the urge to sniff about the sin of fornicators keep it to yourself
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
6 ¶ Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
The Sermon on the Mount (Matthew 7)
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posted on
06/20/2003 10:39:07 AM PDT
by
youngjim
(Time wounds all heels)
To: Dead Corpse
"There are several instances in the Bible where God commands the "ripping up" of pregnant women who God took a disliking to."Show me.
To: wimpycat
Building a pyramid for your cat would have reuiqred some slaves and a building permit. Both are hard to get these days.
Condolences on your cat. My in-laws lost one while we were up there over Father's day. Sheba was only 4 years old. Sad...
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posted on
06/20/2003 10:41:08 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: Lazamataz
Managers at the Custard Factory venue confirmed a quiet area would be provided for the group, fronted by female vocalist Candia.This is incredibly ambiguous and bad writing. Is Candia fronting for the managers at the Custard Factory? Is she fronting for the quiet area? Is she fronting for the band?
All kinds of possibilities, huh?
CA....
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posted on
06/20/2003 10:45:37 AM PDT
by
Chances Are
(Whew! Seems I've once again found that silly grin!)
To: RightOnline
Why? Lose you Bible?
2 Kings 15:16
Menahem sat on the throne and did these things with God's blessing unto the Fourth generation.
In Hosea 13:16, God gives them Ephraim, regrets it, then advocates destroying the Samarians because they got upset with him over the whole Ephraim thing.
A "just" God? A "loving" God? Yeah right...
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posted on
06/20/2003 10:52:09 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: Dead Corpse
I wasn't worried about the pyramid, it was the embalming fees that would have kicked our butt.
But seriously, we ended up having him cremated...so it was a "modified Viking".
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posted on
06/20/2003 10:52:18 AM PDT
by
wimpycat
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To: ewing
Great minds think alike..Indeed. (Or is that 'warped minds'?)
To: Dead Corpse
Yes, I am concerned about sin, but it's ok because Jesus took care of it for me. My dearly departed Anglo-Saxon ancestors aren't in Valhalla. If I read the wills many of them have left throughout the centuries, then it will be my pleasure to greet them in heaven when I get there.
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posted on
06/20/2003 11:05:55 AM PDT
by
twigs
To: youngjim
I left you a reply to us your personal email.
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posted on
06/20/2003 11:07:00 AM PDT
by
twigs
To: twigs
All the more Mead and roast pig for the rest of us...
Although you may want to make your peace with Frey and Odin just to cover your bets... Hel is no place for a warrior to spend enternity.
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posted on
06/20/2003 11:38:37 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: twigs
Orthodox Christian world view not see original sin as condemnation. It caused the fallen world but none of us bare his sin. Each of us free will and born pure, we answer for our actions. It is Catholic/Protestant world view of original sin you use.
To: Dead Corpse
Eye, with souls of slain enemies as slaves.
To: RussianConservative
I did not realize that the Orthodox and Catholic churches had such essential differences.
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posted on
06/20/2003 11:47:51 AM PDT
by
twigs
To: RussianConservative
Eye, with souls of slain enemies as slaves. Someone needs to clean up after a hard eons worth of feasting. The Valkyries sure as heck ain't gonna do it.
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posted on
06/20/2003 11:48:15 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: twigs
That come from dictatorial rule of 1 Overlord of Church, vs councils of Church fathers.
To: Dead Corpse
Them??? Hehhehehe, the original faminazies?
To: okchemyst
ROTFL!!
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posted on
06/20/2003 11:50:28 AM PDT
by
msdrby
(I do believe the cheese slid off his cracker! - The Green Mile)
To: RussianConservative
They ain't so different from regular women once you get past the armor and the purple eyes. I like tall wenches with a bit of muscle. It'd be almost worth getting knicked by a spear or two.
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posted on
06/20/2003 11:56:25 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
To: Dead Corpse
Yeah, but big sword, big ego and big penis envy...can be big to much.
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