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Union Tribune ^ | August 19, 2002 | San Diego Tribune

[UCANSEE2]

Sean Hannity emailed back nycgal.

Here is a (satirical) excerpt:

Dear nycgal Sir or Madam;

I was delighted to receive a(n) letter/email/death-threat (circle one) from you.

While we have no wild birds on the show, we are considering having some parrots put around the stage.

I have never smoked Westerfield's and I certainly have never gotten any free, dispite what advertisers may say to you.

I would enjoy testifying for our Republic on any stage or forum you choose. (Subject to producer's discretion)

I often have made comments about italians myself, and have occasionally done so on the FOX show. As long are they are not depricative, you need not worry.

And believe, me, we also have experts that can give testimony on having to RUN for the MONEY! DO I ever hear you there, (my friend/pal/associate/co-owner) PICK ONE.

I am a fair person, at least fair skinned, and that you think I might not be objective makes me wonder if you are prejudiced. Any claims you make must be taken up with the legal services of our producers/owners/broadcast network (pick one).

I sincerely appreciate your (letter/email/death-threat) PICK ONE, and look forward to hearing from you in the future, Cordially, Sean H.

[spectre]

"Teacher's Pet?"

sw

[ican'tbelieveit]

this is commentary about testing for trace minerals:

http://www.tracemin.com/hair_mineral_analysis.htm

Contamination of the hair can occur from air, water, perspiration and shampoos. This type of contamination is removed during TMI's sample washing procedure. However, contamination from dyes, permanents or bleaching of hair cannot be removed. These cosmetic procedure permanently change the structure of the hair and therefore, only natural hair (head, pubic or beard hair) is suitable for hair mineral analysis. Underarm hair is unsuitable for analysis.

[MizSterious]

"This has to be my last post."

Promises, promises....

[the Deejay]

My youngest son (who's going on 34 yrs. of age), watched Sesame Street & Mr. Rogers twice a day, from the age of 4 months to age 7 or 8. He still likes to watch those programs when he has a chance.

[UCANSEE2]

I will see if I can come up with them quick. You need another LAUGH!

[MizSterious]

Great find, the Orlando Sentinal article! Thanks, Phyllis!

[the Deejay]

Well yeah, that's a "perfect match"! NOT!

[spectre]

Darn you Shezza..I think I need new glasses, calling LensCrafters.

My vision is going...I can't see the "perfect match"..help!

sw

[small_l_libertarian]

I think I found another weird thing, but I need to go back and read it very slowly.

Here's the link in case anybody would like to join me:

http://www.760kfmb.com/personalities/rick_roberts/fullstory.php?storyid=53

It's a story that lists all the DNA-type evidence and where it went. It's weird that they compared Danielle's hair to her underpants stain, but sent hairs from her hairbrush to be compared with the jacket stain. And then they said the hair from the hairbrush didn't contain enough mitDNA to test, but when I brush my hair, I yank out big old clumps, roots and all. EVERY day! How can there not be enough DNA in the hairbrush to test? And why is mitDNA an issue anyway? Just test Brenda, for goodness' sakes.

Anyhow, it may turn out to be nothing, but it would be great if one of you other suspicious-minded folks could have a look. Thanks.

Oh - it also says that the mitDNA lady's tests can't tell if a hair was chemically treated or not. I need to go back and find out the characteristics of all the hairs - who said which ones were color-treated, etc.

[MizSterious]

"But it seems the person never really did leave."

She never does. Ever notice that? It takes about 3 hours of "I'm gone" before she ever is. All those tantalizing promises....

[the Deejay]

I'd say Hannity's "form" letter is the oddest I've ever seen. "letter/email/death-threat)"??? He's not sure what type of letter he's replying to???

[MizSterious]

" Take it to the Smokey Backroom or face suspension."

Kayti, what's that on your neck? Oh, wait--it's a big, ugly BOOT!

That's why I don't post on the Ministry of Truth other threads, only back here in smokey backrooms. The quality of people is certainly better here.

[L,TOWM]

ThreadfrickinJackals

This being the Smokey Backroom, I think you can actually use the correct spelling for 'frickin'.

You gonna try? I'm not gonna try it, you try it! Hey let's get Mikey! Yeah!

[UCANSEE2]

THIS IS FOR YOU, KAYTI!!!!!!!!

SESAME STREET CHALLENGE!

[bvw]

Probably the placename Fatima in Portugal -- where the "Our Lady" orginally was came from -- was named after Muhammed's daughter. The Moors -- remember.

[ican'tbelieveit]

http://www.labessentials.com/Microscopes_Experiments.htm