Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival

St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^ | 6/16/05 | Rick Pierce

[Dashing Dasher]

I LOVED that skit!

Wasn't that Janet Jackson who had so much trouble saying Cork Soaker over and over and over again!

;-)

[buckleyfan]

Testivals are a nice way to spend time with the family!

How about festicles?

On second thought, that kinda sounds like a medical condition.. got a bad case of festicles..

[Dashing Dasher]

If you have festicles, you should see a doctor immediately. Especially if they last for more than four hours.

[Trillian]

Yep that was her!

Here's a video of it for those who haven't seen it and for those who want to see it again..

http://prank-mania.com/CorkSoaker.html

[pissant]

Guess that wasn't much of a secret. I thought I was safe on this "dead" thread. :o)

[Dashing Dasher]

A sex thread is never dead.

[pissant]

Not so... as you saw today. LOL

[Dashing Dasher]

I cried.

[missyme]

Think it was getting to HOT in here guess we all talk about needlepoint and Amway?

[Dashing Dasher]

Tide vs. Cheer

Who makes the BEST all temperature detergent?


Discuss.

[missyme]

Well Tide is to acidy for Thong Underwear LOL..
But good for those whites! Bras and Panties in Snowy!
LOL...

[pissant]

tears of joy or sorrow?

[Dashing Dasher]

How do you feel about Dawn Dish Detergent?

Have you considered Avon, Mary Kay or Amway as a career path?

Do you still use Comet abrasive cleanser in your home?

[Dashing Dasher]

Fear?

[missyme]

Well Actually I do use Dawn for the Dishes
I use All for Laundry Woolite and SNowy

NO Cosmetic Career Paths although My Bathroom looks like a Hair Salon because I try everyone's Stuff

But I like Sephora, Serious Skin Care Redken and Paul Mitchell

Do you like to take Bubble Baths?

[Dashing Dasher]

LOVE Bubble Baths - I have a nice roman tub in my home.

Have to get ready for date - finishing pings first.

More tomorrow.

[pissant]

Of being banned? I think JimRob likes you too much. ;o)

[I Drive Too Fast]

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.

The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tomorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.

[Dashing Dasher]

As if he knows who I am.

[pissant]

EVERY freeper knows Dasher. You are our reigning drama queen!