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Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers
The Register ^ | 5/18/05 | Lester Haines

Posted on 05/18/2005 7:38:08 PM PDT by pissant

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To: pissant

So much for just wearing clean underwear. Nowdays you have to make sure you leave the house with a well manucured front lawn.

I am going to tell my wife now...


"Hey honey!!!!....."


21 posted on 05/18/2005 7:49:24 PM PDT by KidGlock (Get in the pit and try to love some one)
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To: Texas Eagle

not if it resembles a male organ, anyway!


22 posted on 05/18/2005 7:50:04 PM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: Tribune7

ping


23 posted on 05/18/2005 7:50:19 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: KidGlock

Or new batteries ...


24 posted on 05/18/2005 7:50:45 PM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: Temple Owl

I think it was just a fish tale about him using it for passing a drug test.


26 posted on 05/18/2005 7:51:10 PM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: pissant; cyborg

Sometimes all I can say is wow.



LOL


27 posted on 05/18/2005 7:51:39 PM PDT by Petronski (A champion of dance, my moves will put you in a trance and I never leave the disco alone.)
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To: KidGlock

Post a pic of your bruises when she slaps ya silly. LOL


28 posted on 05/18/2005 7:52:27 PM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: pissant
Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge...

Ummmmmm....on second thought...never mind.

29 posted on 05/18/2005 7:52:30 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Leftists would have no standards at all)
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To: KidGlock
"Also, where do I order these panties that will get my woman aroused and them make her pass out?"

I think you're missing the point....if she has the panties, she doesn't need you. I mean, when was the last time you got a woman so aroused, she passed out? Inebriated maybe...but aroused? I don't think so.

30 posted on 05/18/2005 7:52:55 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: pissant
Passion Pants?

Wasn't that Billy Jeff's Secret Service code name?

31 posted on 05/18/2005 7:53:05 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Leftists would have no standards at all)
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To: Texas Eagle

Eeeeewwwwwwww!!!! Go to your room!!


32 posted on 05/18/2005 7:54:06 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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33 posted on 05/18/2005 7:54:14 PM PDT by trussell (Prayers for the children!)
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To: shaggy eel

look what you started! We should get a cut of the increased profits!


34 posted on 05/18/2005 7:54:19 PM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: pissant; arasina; Dashing Dasher
Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge...

Hmmm...Not gonna say it -- wouldn't be prudent.

35 posted on 05/18/2005 7:54:43 PM PDT by F16Fighter
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where do I order these panties that will get my woman aroused and them make her pass out?

Which part are you hoping for: that she gets aroused, or passes out?

36 posted on 05/18/2005 7:54:45 PM PDT by Born Conservative ("Television is a medium because anything well done is rare" - Ernie Kovacs)
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To: Texas Eagle

You are TRULY warped for even imagining that....


37 posted on 05/18/2005 7:55:50 PM PDT by Born Conservative ("Television is a medium because anything well done is rare" - Ernie Kovacs)
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To: trussell

excellent graphic. I think she's wearing Passion Pants!


38 posted on 05/18/2005 7:55:58 PM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: sweetliberty


I've been grounded???


39 posted on 05/18/2005 7:56:22 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Leftists would have no standards at all)
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To: pissant

It's being carried on sports pages now. He won't talk to sports writers.


40 posted on 05/18/2005 7:57:27 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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