why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[Fedora]

"Wildest footwork during time jump I've ever done, avoiding plush piggies.."

It's not that hard to avoid plush piggies once you get the hang of it--it's just a jump to the left. . .

[Darksheare]

Might have been phase inversion due to the fact that the jump was made in an emergency due to close proximity to a campfire detonation.
(I learned not to try to stop my younger self from building campfires though.)

[Darksheare]

We can know the position of the Chi-genvalue or the speed, but not both at the same time.

[Fedora]

"Many TKP Nexii in thread creates a rift akin to opening flood gates on the world's largest reservoir dams at the same time but down the same channel. The effect is multiplied and distorted."

Yes--a very dangerous situation that could spread the time distortion to the 14th century if we don't retrieve Kivrin soon.

BTW, Jen, what was that you were saying the other day about me and Darksheare being weird? I hope this thread proves to you that we're perfectly normal :)

[Darksheare]

His response was to send Gossamer after me for interrupting him.
Gossamer, now there's a guy who'll never need Rogaine.

[Darksheare]

Zim was throwing those things in two at a time.
Thankfully, plush piggies don't fly all that fast while in temporal transit.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Don't wear polyester.

[Fedora]

I especially enjoyed his novella "Revivedozer!"

[Darksheare]

"we're perfectly normal :)"
And havin' fun too!
Join us!
"One of us! One of us!"
Bretheren & Sisteren In Chaos Inc, LLC. "We're rated number one in customer conquering!"

[Fedora]

"I think we're all Bozo's on this bus."

Well, some of us are Clarabelles and Crustys, but basically, yeah, we're all a bunch of clowns :)

[Fedora]

Frau Blucher!

[Darksheare]

Denim, but it still heated up in a brilliant fashion.
The younger me ran the other way when he spotted me, must've scared me witless seeing soeone stand up from behind the *cough* campfire pit just as it lights off.
Memory tells me that it looked humorous.
Like some undead creature waving it's arms heavenward and wailing in low bass tones as a million story tall shadow wavers against the overhead cover..

[Fedora]

"We can know the position of the Chi-genvalue or the speed, but not both at the same time."

Which is why we can never answer the question of why the chicken crossed the road, because as soon as we define the speed of the chicken, we're no longer sure which thread it's on.

[Fedora]

"Gossamer, now there's a guy who'll never need Rogaine."

Is Rogaine right for you? Ask your mad doctor or pharmacist.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I don't remember that. Galapagos was my last read from Kurt. Up till then I thought I'd read everything he wrote.

[Fedora]

"Thankfully, plush piggies don't fly all that fast while in temporal transit."

True--I've seen evidence of this at Pink Floyd concerts.

[Darksheare]

Holy paradox, once we observe it's speed, we alter it's direction.
Once we observe it's direction, we've altered it's speed!
Diabolical..

[Conspiracy Guy]

It is a line from Fire Sign Theater. Bozo's on the Bus.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Needs the sound of horse braying

[Darksheare]

LOL!
The promo pic from Weird Science aughta be good for a Rogaine commercial.
The one with their hair standing up on end.