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  • Australian jailed for terrorism tried to break Gaza blockade

    04/09/2021 5:47:27 AM PDT · by Marinario · 8 replies
    WIN ^ | March, 2021 | Paul Shindman
    Australian Federal Police arrest Ahmed Talib in Melbourne, March 25, 2021. (Australia Federal Police) Australian who worked with Al Qaeda was also involved with Islamic extremists in the violent 2010 Gaza flotilla incident. By World Israel News Staff A Melbourne man arrested for allegedly recruiting jihadist terrorists and who was involved in the violent Mavi Marmara incident is on the U.S. terror watch list, the Australia/Israel Jewish Affairs Council (AIJAC) reported on its website. Australia citizens Ahmed Luqman Talib and Gabriel Crazzi were arrested by Australia Federal Police and face numerous charges related to recruiting people and trying to send...
  • Yemeni Nationals On Terror Watch List Arrested At California-Mexico Border

    04/05/2021 5:13:53 PM PDT · by Marinario · 19 replies
    Cbsla ^ | Apr.5.21
    SAN DIEGO (CBSLA) – U.S. Border Patrol agents say they have arrested two Yemeni men since the start of 2021 that were identified on a terrorism watch list
  • Genocidal Arab Islamic leaders, 1930s, 1940s, 1960s and recent..

    08/04/2020 2:50:49 PM PDT · by Marinario · 9 replies
    Genocidal Arab leaders, 1930s, 1940s, 1960s and recent... 1920 Politische Studien - Volume 41, Issues 309-314 - Page 535- 1990 1929 – wieder Unruhen , Pogrome in Hebron , Jerusalem , Jaffa und der sich seit damals immer wiederholende Ruf : » Atbach al Yahud « ( schlachtet die Juden ) . Als die Unruhen 1936 bis 1939 ausbrachen , änderten die Engländer ihren ... https://books.google.com/books?id=jBtHAAAAYAAJ&q=yahud+atbach The Corpus Christi Caller-Times from Corpus Christi, Texas on September 21, 1938 · Page 3Nearly 2,000 Persons Killed in Two Years of War Waged by Arabs To Drive Jews Into Sea Palestine Has Become Home of...
  • Wednesday Wit

    11/20/2019 3:50:02 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 22 replies
    internet ^ | 11/20/2019 | unknown
    1.Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. 2.I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. 3.I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. 4.My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. 5.I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. 6.My boss told me to have a good day.. so...
  • Wanted: A Sense of Humor

    04/01/2016 2:21:17 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 18 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | April 1, 2016 | Paul Greenberg
    It's been a wacky election season, but when hasn't it been? Remember when Ross Perot, who couldn't decide whether he was running or not running for president, did both, alternately jumping in and out of the race as the mood struck him? Welcome to the quadrennial circus that is an American presidential campaign. This year the stacked deck now has two jokers -- Donald Trump, the self-infatuated real-estate magnate of reality TV and the Greater New York Metropolitan Area, and Chris Christie, the governor of New Jersey with a gift for gab. Naturally he promptly endorsed The Donald. It's a...
  • Obama issues dire prediction for Saudis

    04/08/2015 5:03:02 AM PDT · by RoosterRedux · 36 replies
    WND ^ | Aaron Klein
    “I think the biggest threats that they face may not be coming from Iran invading,” said Obama. “It’s going to be from dissatisfaction inside their own countries.” While the president’s remarks were mostly overlooked by the U.S. and Western media, the comments received headline coverage in news outlets run by Iran and by the Hezbollah jihadist organization. Obama sat down Saturday with Times’ columnist Thomas L. Friedman, who asked about “protecting our Sunni Arab allies, like Saudi Arabia.” Obama explained he thinks “that our friends in the region, our traditional Sunni states, have some very real external threats, but they...
  • Using Metadata to Find Paul Revere

    06/11/2013 6:41:25 AM PDT · by headsonpikes
    Kieran Healy ^ | June 9, 2013 | Kieran Healy
    ...is an expert and respected field Agent with a broad and deep knowledge of the colonies. I, on the other hand, have made my way from Ireland with just a little quantitative training—I placed several hundred rungs below the Senior Wrangler during my time at Cambridge—and I am presently employed as a junior analytical scribe at ye olde National Security Administration. Sorry, I mean the Royal Security Administration. And I should emphasize again that I know nothing of current affairs in the colonies. However, our current Eighteenth Century beta of PRISM has been used to collect and analyze information on...
  • WE are not going to Wit for Congress BARRY!

    10/12/2011 9:30:39 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 23 replies
    Using Obama's Own words against him:
  • Ellison challenges hearings on domestic Islamic radicalization

    03/06/2011 4:25:50 PM PST · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 20 replies
    StarTribune.com ^ | 3/6/11 | Kevin Diaz
    U.S. Rep. Keith Ellison, D-Minn., told a CNN audience Sunday morning that he will “challenge the basic premise” of upcoming congressional hearings on domestic Islamic radicalization. Ellison, appearing on CNN’s State of the Union with Homeland Security Committee Chairman Peter King, R-N.Y., said the hearings will fuel the idea that “America is at war with Islam.” Ellison and King, who have been publicly sparring about the hearings for months, kept their debate civil with show host Candy Crowley. “He’s somebody you can talk to,” Ellison told Hot Dish earlier in the week.
  • Obama is right: It's time for change

    04/01/2009 5:29:23 AM PDT · by Scanian · 14 replies · 1,565+ views
    Manchester Union Leader ^ | April 1, 2009 | Editorial
    For months, this newspaper has opposed President Obama's bold, forward-thinking agenda. What a colossal mistake. We realize now that we were merely clinging to the discredited ideas of the past. Holding on to disposable relics like tradition, religion and the Constitution only delays the glorious new world that awaits us all. President Obama has shown America a bright, glimmering future full of widely shared prosperity and national nice-to-each-otherness. Only by universally embracing the President's vision can this nation succeed and prosper. Resistance will bring nothing but social distortion, widespread panic and madness. President Obama has shown us all that to...
  • Wit And Wisdom Through the Ages

    01/02/2009 2:13:50 PM PST · by thinkingIsPresuppositional · 6 replies · 487+ views
    Modern Conservative ^ | January 02, 2009 | Burt Prelutsky
    By Burt Prelutsky Today, while making my way through a supermarket parking lot, I nearly got clipped when I didn’t hear a car backing out from its space. I assume it was one of those silent hybrids. Once I got done thanking God for providing me with my cat-like reflexes, it occurred to me to wonder why every vehicle doesn’t come equipped with those back-up beepers one finds on trucks. That, in turn, reminded me that a friend recently informed me that she and her husband had just purchased a hybrid and that it ran as silent as a...
  • A WORLD AT WAR Of Gridlock, Conscription And Politics

    11/20/2006 4:34:35 PM PST · by SwinneySwitch · 4 replies · 360+ views
    San Antonio Lightning ^ | 11-20-2006 | Major Jim Miles (Ret.)
    President Bush is going to be a "crippled duck" with the Democrats running the farm in congress. Gridlock, talk of Conscription and partisan politics will rule the day. Some, including myself, believe gridlock isn't such a bad thing in government. There will be so much backbiting, in-fighting and endless hearings going on that wasteful, worthless and costly (to our wallets) legislation will never make it out of congress. The big concern is what impact the election will have on the war effort, especially the war in Iraq. Will there be a draft? Will we retreat? What is the future of...
  • ANN COULTER QUOTES FROM LENO

    06/14/2006 10:02:25 PM PDT · by woodb01 · 47 replies · 3,934+ views
    I really got a kick out of watching Ann Coulter on her appearance with Jay Leno tonight. Not only was she her normally poised self, but she offered up several of her normally witty, biting commentary about the left. In the process I managed to capture a few of her really, really great comments. Watching the left self-destruct over a petit blonde who dares to stand up to them is just hilarious. In opening her appearance on the Jay Leno show, Ann Coulter hit the left with a bombshell right out of the gate: "From my perspective, I'm Dorothy,...
  • BRITISH WIT BERNARD LEVIN DIES at 75

    08/09/2004 3:00:33 PM PDT · by Cincinna · 14 replies · 482+ views
    EVENING STANDARD, LONDON ^ | August 9 ,2004 | Patrick Sawer
    Bernard Levin dies at 75 By Patrick Sawer, Evening Standard 9 August 2004 Bernard Levin, one of British journalism's most prolific, famous and outspoken voices, has died at the age of 75. For over a quarter of a century he wrote two, sometimes three columns a week for The Times on subjects as diverse as smoking bans, Britain's electoral system, the decline of West End theatre and the government of Singapore. At his height he set the agenda for the day's debate and though he infuriated many with his views and his style, he built up a loyal following among...
  • A Gay Man’s Manifesto (Humor Alert!)

    10/15/2003 1:38:11 PM PDT · by ComtedeMaistre · 3 replies · 87+ views
    Sobran's ^ | 7-29-03 | Joe Sobran
    A Gay Man’s Manifesto July 29, 2003 These are hard times for gay men. I speak with the authority of personal experience. You see, I am gay. It’s just my nature. I’ve been this way as long as I remember. Even as a boy, when I watched the dapper, suave comedy of Cary Grant or Fred Astaire, I felt I was looking into a mirror of my soul. Life should be taken lightly — that’s my philosophy. My favorite writer is P.G. Wodehouse. When I hear a Rossini overture on the radio, I can’t bear to turn it off. These...
  • WELCOME TO SMOKEY BACK ROOM!:)

    03/22/2003 7:04:44 PM PST · by restornu · 195 replies · 2,394+ views
    Hi I Am SmokeyWelcome to my establishment!