MIDI - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO NICE - (60s, left column) (INTRO) My butt has just been hit by rice...it hurt, I'm not kidding you I hope it doesn't happen twice...I think I know what to do I'll take my Smith-Corona to my room Pretending I survived a mighty boom...facing doom My butt has just been hit by rice...I think I get a purple heart I hope it doesn't happen twice...I'm glad I'd done my part I'll take my Smith-Corona to my room Pretending I survived a mighty boom...facing doom My butt has just been hit by...