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A woman has revealed that she's 'married' a six-foot male doll - and claims she is now in a polyamorous relationship with the toy and the zombie female doll she 'tied the knot' with six years ago. Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, wed inanimate beau Robert in a private ceremony at her home after being in a relationship together for eight years. The 25-year-old previously tied the knot with a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi, who she claims is 16 years her senior, in 2018. But Felicity fell head over heels for Robert, allegedly 26, soon after the wedding ceremony -...

A senior health official who is treating a legion of disturbed Russians warned: "Aggressive zombies will soon fill the streets of our cities." The doctor told news outlet Novaya Vkladka: "They will massively beat and even kill passers-by. "And how to prevent it, I personally do not know. ..."This special military operation [war] is like another tombstone on the grave. There are almost no doctors left," the health chief said. A large portion of Russian doctors are being forced to work in the war zone in occupied Ukraine, or face losing their jobs.

Astronomers know full well that the sun is very slowly getting brighter, and in a billion or so years time it will make Earth too hot to live on. One scientist is now proposing a radical solution that will let humans live on this planet for longer – physically moving it away from the sun. Albert Zijlstra, a professor of astrophysics at the University of Manchester, suggests shifting Earth further back from the sun by about three million miles. At the moment, Earth is orbiting the sun at a distance of 93 million miles (150 million km) but this needs...

Trump has previously soft-pedaled his responses when asked about the criticism, saying that “I just don’t have the time to speak to her.” He also said she’s “off the reservation.” However, he’s avoided the full-throated attacks he’s mustered against other perceived enemies – until now.

“Wacky?” That’s racist! That was Chris Matthews implication on this evening’s Hardball, discussing President Trump’s use of the w-word regarding Rep. Frederica Wilson in the context of the kerfuffle over Trump’s phone conversation with the widow of fallen soldier La David Johnson. Said Matthews: “I have a feeling that wouldn’t be addressed to a white guy.” View the video here.

HLN host S.E. Cupp made her own version of the leaked Lawrence O’Donnell tape that will have viewers rolling on the floor laughing. On her show Thursday night, Cupp addressed the leak of the O’Donnell video, which showed him yelling at producers to fix his earpiece and stop hammering noises from the floor above him. “O’Donnell’s getting heat for blowing up at unseen staffers and he’s apologized and said he should have handled it differently,” Cupp said. “But I’m just as outraged that someone inside Lawrence’s show… leaked the video in the first place. Not cool. This is why it...

Subject: Re: Never lie to a Rabbi At Friday night services, Morris went to his friend Irving and said, "Irving, I need a favor - I'm sleeping with the rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in temple for an hour after services for me?" Irving not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed. After services, he struck up a conversation with the rabbi asking him all sorts of stupid questions in an effort to keep him occupied. After some time, the wise rabbi became suspicious and asked, "Irving what are you really up to...

President Barack Obama said Thursday that Republican Donald Trump proves he isn’t qualified to be president “every time he speaks,” adding that he is confident Americans will ultimately reject the brash billionaire on Election Day. Obama, closing out his final presidential trip to Asia, said his meetings with foreign leaders during the trip had illustrated that governing is “serious business” requiring knowledge, preparation and thought-out policies that can actually be implemented. He urged Americans not to allow the “outrageous behavior” seen amid the campaign-season din to become the new normal. “The most important thing for the public and the press...

I am trying to purchase new original Sacred Sisterhood Of Wonderful Wacky Women Mugs and they seem to have gone off the radar - just since Christmas. The inscription on the inside reads, "Forever Friends Kindred Spirits." Everything seems to be out-of-stock on-line, with caveats that they may no longer be available. So, I a wondering if anyone on FR knows of a Mom-And-Pop specialty shop that carries them. Any help is appreciated.

Dianne Feinstein - Candidate for U.S. President, Republican ... projects.wsj.com › Races › California The Wall Street Journal Latest election news on Dianne Feinstein's campaign for the 2012 presidential race. Candidate bio, position on issues, polls, debate results, endorsements and ...

Legislation that would ban many California stores from giving away single-use plastic bags has taken a step closer to becoming law. AB 1998 was passed by the Assembly Appropriations Committee on Friday and will be voted upon next Friday by the full Assembly. If passed and signed by the governor, the law would go into effect Jan. 1, 2012. Each year, Californians use 19 billion plastic bags, only 5% of which are recycled, according to the California Integrated Waste Management Board. The average California resident uses 600 plastic bags per year. "This legislation starts breaking our addiction to single-use plastic...

Uranium rosary. Only slightly less powerful than the plutonium powered version!!!

The Senate can pass legislation overhauling the U.S. health-care system by August with some Republican support even with the “wacky” cost estimates by the Congressional Budget Office, Senator Charles Schumer said.

From changing the color of baby chicks to shooting effigies to properly honoring the glory of the log cabin, Americans have spent valuable legislative hours throughout the years making sure we're on the straight and narrow. As a New Year arrives, here are 10 wacky laws that remain on the books across the country: 1. In Billings, Mont., it is illegal for anyone to sell, harbor or give away rats as pets or toys for any purpose other than to feed snakes or birds of prey. Scientists, however, can keep lab rats. 2. Using profanity is against the law on...

U.S. Senate Turns Back On Border Fence By: Joe Murray, The Bulletin 01/02/2008 In a quiet act of defiance, the Senate approved a $555 billion omnibus spending bill that removed legal requirements mandating the federal government fund 854 miles of a double layer border fence spanning America's southwestern border. Advertisement The funding requirement was codified into law when Congress passed, and President George W. Bush signed, the Secure Fence Act (SFA) in 2006. When the spending bill, which combines appropriations for a number of federal agencies, reached the Senate, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Tex.) attached S.Amdt. 2466 to the measure...

On one of my endless voyages over the internet I stumbled across a free program called TERRAGEN. I will try anything if it's free, almost, anyway. This program lets you design all kinds of stuff, wish I was sharp enough to understand the instructions, but, if you just mess around, you will figure it out. If Reuters ever starts using this, oh, well! Be honest, really,can you tell these are fakes? http://www.planetside.co.uk/terragen/

The world's largest Christian television network has launched a contest in search of quality, independently produced programming that is family-friendly. The contest is called the "INNOVATE Program Challenge" and involves each of Trinity Broadcasting Network's four digital networks. Entrants could submit programs at the recent Radio-Television News Directors Association meeting in Las Vegas. Submissions can also be mailed to the network's California offices. ... The Christian broadcasting entity hopes to "capture the imagination" of its viewers, says a press statement about the contest, and to move past the status quo. "The stereotype is that Christian television is basically the TV...

Is global warming making our local weather weirder? Climatologists would like to be able to answer that question. Unfortunately, they can't. When unusual weather hits, it's become de rigueur to wonder: Is the atmosphere sending us another signal? The past few years have given us plenty of weather to wonder about. In 2001-02, San Diego got just 3.02 inches of rain. That was the driest year in the city's rainfall history, which dates to 1850. In 2003, the city set a record for most consecutive days – 181 – without measurable rainfall. The Cedar and Paradise fires began at the...

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