With the Spanish version of the American national anthem still echoing through the valleys, I wanted to jump on this brand new multicultural, revisionist band-wagon by urging my fellow true Americans to wish everyone you see on 5/5 a Happy Fifth of May Day, not cinco-de-mayo! I plan on celebrating this 'holiday' by doing everything I can that's American, like eating a hotdog and some apple pie, watching baseball, drinking Budweiser, listening to country music, and waving and wearing the Stars-and-Stripes.