A little liberal came to my door last night, and now that I'm idle at work....I thought I'd recount the meeting, and share ideas with the FreePublic on how we all handle the pests. She was 15-16 yrs young, tattooed stars on her temples, sleeveless (red) T-shirt for some counter-hip band, and that nice septum-sweller nose ring. Other than the strong resemblance to a hairless calf on hind legs, she was probably a cute little girl once. "DON'T WORRY, I AM NOT SELLING ANYTHING," she started off with, obviously recognizing that the entire neighborhood must be filled with angry white...