Of course it was fake. When Tahera Ahmad described a horror-show aboard a United flight from Chicago’s O’Hare to Washington Dulles in which a flight attendant told her she couldn’t have a Diet Coke because she may use it “as a weapon,” it never rang true to me. Honestly, it didn’t pass the laugh test. She may as well have described the scene in the violent movie “Pulp Fiction” where Bruce Willis’ character finds himself taken prisoner along with Marcellus Wallace in a torture dungeon under a pawn shop. The melodrama of “I felt the hate in his voice and...