WAUSAU, Wis. - OK, Bucky, the presidential election is down to the final hours. What's that, you say? Months of presidential campaigning in Oregon have left you feeling like a pounded slab of Swiss steak? Hey, someone else always has it worse. If you lived here in Wisconsin, you'd feel like hamburger. Three weeks ago, I drove here to stay through Election Day. I wanted to discover what life is like in one of the hottest battleground states. I found a cacophony of TV and radio ads, a locust-like invasion by the candidates, their families, and celebrities, stakeouts by street...