The first qualification for a collegiate head coaching job is that you be a grown-up. That's not a requirement everybody in the profession meets this week, certainly not Iowa State basketball coach Larry Eustachy or Alabama football coach Mike Price. Each of them was caught acting like randy frat boys, and both may be summarily fired -- not because they're cheats or losers, but for this novel reason:Schools don't ask college coaches to do much anymore, they don't even ask them to set curfews or establish dress codes or graduate players, but if somebody mentions there's going to be a...