Joe Biden has used a not-so-woke analogy in evaluating female running mate choices. The New York Times reported on Monday that the 2020 presumptive Democratic presidential nominee has previously compared potential vice presidential picks to "calendar models," such as "Mr. August," "Mr. October," or "Mr. January." Each of those months were coordinated to alleged strengths, with October meaning "effective campaigners," August meaning "a shot of momentum in the summer," and January translated to "a governing partner, politics notwithstanding." Biden's private remarks are reminiscent of Mitt Romney's " binders full of women" line during the second presidential debate of the 2012...