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Look world: America’s First Lady can out-pole-dance YOUR First Lady! In what has to be the most mind-blowing picture of what NOT to do as First Lady, we have Michelle Obama entertaining the audience. You expect some ghetto chick to do something so crass, but not the First Lady. I know the naysayers will say, “Kevin, she is only being herself … she should be allowed to have fun!” I pay no attention to these America-hating communists, but many people do, particularly young girls. If Michelle Obama can be so crass, well don’t wonder why you see young girls “shaking...

One thin October night A bloated ex Vice President appears For midnight fun I need you to get down on the hotel floorGive that man what he askin for (oh)Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you (ah, ah)And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use Tensions rise as Fever settles in hotel suite Al Gore's Clothes dissolve (I said)Its gettin hot in here (so hot)So take off all your clothes Oil glides from the bottle Skin feathers abdominals for a season (A hard rain comes quickly!) Then Gore is parched...

Spicy sausages and smelly cheese hold the secrets to good sex, not oysters or champagne, an Italian poll has revealed. A quarter of Italian women said salami was their favourite aphrodisiac, while 21 per cent chose cheese. Other culinary delights that fan Italian libidos include risotto alla Milanese, which is flavoured with saffron, and plates of steamed vegetables, which both attracted 12 per cent of the vote. Oysters, which are traditionally considered to be aphrodisiacs but are relatively rare in Italy, did not feature at all in the survey published by Telecom Italia. Italian food is not often praised for...

PARIS GETS OFF EASY May 17, 2007 -- Paris Hilton's pals tried to get her sentence thrown out completely. That didn't work, but the heir-head will serve only 23 days of her 45-day jail sentence in a "special needs housing unit." The sentence reduction is the result of credit for "good behavior," said L.A. County sherrif spokesman Steve Whitmore. Good behavior, according to the sherrifs office, is showing up for one's scheduled court date. However, most perps don't get amnesty for showing up in court when required. Hilton's luxe accomodations are in a 2,200-inmate facility where police officers, public officials,...

See for example this thread first. In Massachusetts, a new trend which you'd think would be hard to defend These folks live their lives as group "husbands and wives" --but to Mormons they'd still condescend ;-)

Laura Bush’s Coming Out Party May 12th, 2005 Sometimes news stories share a common thread that’s invisible to most, one that’s invisible because it’s common to most. Last week there were a few such stories in the news, stories about events whose motivating spirits were kindred ones. One involves the latest developments in the case of Lynndie England, the infamous leash-girl who was found complicit in the abuse of Iraqi detainees at Abu Ghraib. Another involves a second hapless lass, Pvt. Deanna Allen, who was discharged from the army for getting down and dirty during a combat activity. That is,...

Clinton Book Lacks Salacious Details Readers Want 9 minutes ago By Mark Egan NEW YORK (Reuters) - Americans waiting to read Bill Clinton's take on the affair with Monica Lewinsky that rocked his presidency must wade through 773 pages of turgid prose to find a recollection remarkably devoid of details. Four-fifths of the way into his memoir "My Life," released on Tuesday by Alfred A. Knopf, the former president recalls his infamous affair with the White House intern. Clinton writes that in 1995, "I'd had an inappropriate encounter with Monica Lewinsky and would do so again on other occasions between...

An East Boston mother who became ``the other woman'' in a torrid lesbian love triangle was savagely stabbed to death in a highway hotel room by the lover prosecutors said may have wanted to end their affair once and for all. Deysi Carias' pint-sized body was folded into a small black duffel bag by her alleged killer and ``literally wheeled out the hotel room, down the elevator and through the lobby'' of a Holiday Inn two miles from her home last Saturday before being hurled onto a trash heap in Revere destined for recycling in the Midwest, prosecutors said...