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  • Little old lady with guns.

    06/04/2020 4:37:15 AM PDT · by ChuckR163 · 5 replies
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    A police officer pulls over an old lady in a car. He approaches her and asks for her driver's license and insurance. The he asks: "Do you have any weapons in the car?" Little Old Lady: Why yes, I have a .38 in my purse. Officer: Ok, do you have any other weapons in the car? LOL: Yes, There's this gun in the glove compartment. Officer: Hmm. Do you have any other weapons in the car ma'am? LOL: Well there's this .50 cal pistol under the seat. Officer: Lady, why do you have all these guns? What are you afraid...
  • Well-armed old lady with a carry permit isn't afraid of 'a damn thing'? ...Snopes debunks and proves their humorectomy was succesful

    03/21/2020 4:14:24 PM PDT · by Vendome · 20 replies
    Snopes ^ | 1/30/12 | David Mikkelson
    I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove...
  • Ted Nugent Walks Into a Muslim Book Store- You Won't Believe What Happens Next

    09/09/2015 1:23:22 PM PDT · by conservativejoy · 44 replies
    Mr. Conservative ^ | 9/5/2015 | Mr. Conservative
    Ted Nugent is a legendary rocker who has developed a reputation for being an unapologetic conservative. Last week, Nugent posted a story on Facebook about visiting a Muslim bookstore recently. According to Young Conservatives, the story has quickly gone viral, and when you read it you’ll know why. Ted Nugent: So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store". I was wondering what exactly was a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine...
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