The mainstream media have already crowned Sen. Barack Hussein Obama our next president. Sure, they had a little hiccup when they actually peeked into Obama's spiritual mentor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, a radical preacher who hollered black power from the pulpit. But the media are back on track now. So we might as well get used to it: President Obama. As a service to America, I've taken a look ahead to President Obama's first day in the Oval Office. President Obama calls his first Cabinet meeting. Obama: OK brothers and sisters. Let's begin this incredibly historic day, a day when...