A Realistic Plan for World Peace a.k.a Nuke the Moon by Frank J. “Gotta nuke something.” -20th century philosopher Nelson Muntz World peace cannot be achieved by sitting around on our duffs singing hippy songs to the moon. Peace can only be achieved through excessive acts of seemingly mindless violence. Who do bullies pick on in the playground? The giant, crazy looking guy who looks ready to snap and kill the person nearest or some harmless looking weenie who appears to do anything to avoid conflict? People pick on the weenie because people like to start fights they think they...