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  • What the Zot Party Express is doing is Zot-a-crisp and Zot-bigious!

    09/15/2009 5:39:02 AM PDT · by Mrz_truth4 · 1,707 replies · 15,866+ views
    9-15-09 | Mrz_Truth4
    This idea of freedom of speech is going to far with this Tea Party Express. White people in RV driving from city to city disrupting the townhouse meetings. Everyone wants and needs healthcare but the wealthy wants tax cuts, they can pay for healthcare for themselves and others. It won't stiphened their income. I think President Obama's Healthcare reform is great it allows people who can't afford healthcare to have it. That what the Hatians do. It's not socialism it's called taking care of your country so we can stand strong against the enemy. This capital government is a mess,...
  • INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!

    08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT · by ifonlyallusawerenyc · 1,371 replies · 13,286+ views
    Starbase 5 Proxima 7 ^ | 5/3/51 | DR Roth
    HELLO!? Is this thing on? Good! Listen! Don't vote for Sarah Palin In 2012! America is attacked in 2013 she uses FEMA to lock up her oppenents and then takes over the world! Also they find a cure for Down syndrome and Trig becomes a brutal dictator killing billions! This helps Michelle Obama XII Become intergalactic dictator. Please don't vote for... OMG! Someones coming!
  • OBAMA on TV now lying again.

    08/05/2009 9:04:08 AM PDT · by Kevin in California · 48 replies · 1,779+ views
    He just now said there was no prok or earmark spending in the $787B stimulus bill.
  • Does FR need a ZOT category? (Vanity)

    07/16/2009 6:55:39 PM PDT · by Danae · 1,424 replies · 11,714+ views
    Free Republic ^ | 7-16-2009 | Danae
    I have a wee tiny suggestion for Free Republic. Is it at all possible to have a ZOT category, just as for General chat, or smokey back room? It would be genuinely nice to have a place where the shame of so many trolls could be put on public display! Thanks Mods!
  • Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?

    04/20/2007 11:50:28 AM PDT · by CharlesWayneCT · 2,302 replies · 43,499+ views
    VANITY | TODAY | SELF
    I've never posted a straight Vanity before. But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed. It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site. But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody...
  • Joe's Zot of the Week

    05/22/2009 10:12:59 AM PDT · by joejoejoe1 · 1,572 replies · 15,847+ views
    blog | 5/22/09
    Joe's Babe of the Week: Debbie Stabenow
  • Can anyone define these sentences for me: “Ego venit , ego posteri , ego eram zotted.”

    04/12/2009 12:15:48 PM PDT · by 1believer · 1,977 replies · 15,829+ views
    # De Principiis Cogitandi. Liber Secundus. (1 result) 11 Visa tamen tardi demum inclementia morbi # Luna habitabilis (1 result) 24 Visa tibi ante oculos, et nota major imago.
  • Post some good jokes

    03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT · by A_cool_guy · 2,637 replies · 20,989+ views
    I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here? Thanks, A_cool_guy
  • Vuokra-asunnon Vuokraaminen Turvallisesti (Zot Okra! Vuo-kitten-esti! Turareg! Turareg!)

    01/29/2009 6:58:27 AM PST · by Newster · 2,579 replies · 16,807+ views
    SuomiVerkossa.com ^ | 29.01.2009 | Newster
    This is about renting a house in Finland and using legal and correct forms to prevent problems. Article is in Finnish. Alla ovat Ympäristöministeriön viimeisimmät viralliset vuokrasopimus mallit. Tiedostot ovat PDF muodossa, joten ne ovat helppo tulostaa taikka tallentaa koneelle. Erittäin hyödyllisiä etenkin tehdessä vuokrasopimusta yksityiseltä yksityiselle.Kiinteistönvälitys toimistoilla, jotka tarjoavat vuokra-asuntoja on yleensä kattavat sopimus pohjat valmiina. Mutta toki niihinkin kannattaa tutustua tarkasti ja kysyä kiinteistönvälittäjältä mikäli jokin asia askarruttaa. Vuokra-sopimus -pohjaAlivuokralais sopimus -pohja VINKKI! Tallenna sopimuksen pohja tietokoneelle painamalla oikeaa hiiren nappia ja valitsemalla Tallenna Kohde nimellä.( Sopimusmallit perustuvat ympäristöministeriön asetuksiin asuinhuoneiston vuokrasopimuksen kaavasta (537/2004) ja alivuokra-asunnon vuokrasopimuksen kaavasta...
  • Hackers Crack Into Texas Road Sign, Warn of Zombies Ahead

    01/28/2009 10:29:13 AM PST · by Domandred · 1,989 replies · 16,757+ views
    Fox News ^ | 1/28/2008 | Joshua Rhett Miller
    Transportation officials in Texas are scrambling to prevent hackers from changing messages on digital road signs after one sign in Austin was altered to read, "Zombies Ahead." Chris Lippincott, director of media relations for the Texas Department of Transportation, confirmed that a portable traffic sign at Lamar Boulevard and West 15th Street, near the University of Texas at Austin, was hacked into during the early hours of Jan. 19. "It was clever, kind of cute, but not what it was intended for," said Lippincott, who saw the sign during his morning commute. "Those signs are deployed for a reason —...
  • Posting in all capital letters

    12/22/2008 12:22:14 PM PST · by Dusty Road · 2,166 replies · 12,313+ views
    Will posting in all capital letters, eat up more bandwidth.
  • For Real? Really? Really??? ZOT!

    10/21/2008 3:01:43 PM PDT · by gsdallas · 2,392 replies · 14,729+ views
    DUh | 10/21/2008 | gsdallas
    Some of the posts on here are so so so amusing! Let's see, the implication that any woman who doesn't support Sarah is a lesbian? That any one who supports Obama is "unwashed"? The more comments I read, the more taken aback. What happened to actual conservatism? Did you all catch the McCain bug where if you disagree with someone you vilify them? Anyone care to come out of the woodwork and speak realistically?
  • GEORGE BUSH AND CONSERVATIVES IS AN EVIL DEVIL! HE SHOULD NOT BE REECELCTED!!! [subliterate alert]

    09/19/2008 9:11:12 AM PDT · by awildanimal · 2,095 replies · 10,931+ views
  • How do I change my tagline?

    08/21/2008 10:54:36 AM PDT · by submarinerswife · 1,990 replies · 2,819+ views
    me
    Can someone help?
  • Americans

    07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT · by Shruet · 2,017 replies · 2,364+ views
    <p>Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!</p>
  • 2000000!

    04/11/2008 5:47:55 AM PDT · by Squidpup · 2,164 replies · 3,812+ views
    FreeRepublic ^ | April 11, 2008 | JR
    Happy 2000000!
  • problems with my ZOT

    03/14/2008 9:50:42 AM PDT · by beccix · 2,189 replies · 2,625+ views
    i can not connect to my interent it keeps telling me my domain name server configuration is wrong how do i repair this
  • A GLOBAL ZOT DAY

    02/16/2008 11:35:13 AM PST · by Teslaedson · 2,219 replies · 7,441+ views
    MY PERSONEL DATA | 2/16/08 | DR.EDSON ANDRE' JOHNSON D.D.ULC
    So, with gasolene prices bobbing up and down. And the economy also bobbing! When and what will it take to get rel action n Aternative energy?Nikola tesla(1856-1943) had the answer more then a 100 years ago!That of broadcasting wirelessly eletric power! He even set up a braodcasting tower for this at Wardecylle,Long Island(Now Shoreham, L.I.) But when he mentioned FREE ELECTRIOC POWER to hs financial backer the great Robber Baron J.P. Morga. Whos meatered eletric power intreste would have been ruined. The money was removed and Tesla went into a life long debt!To honor Dr. Tesla in 2005 and 2006...
  • Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows

    A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.” Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. “It is well known that zombies can’t operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.” The pair...
  • NAZI UFOs TRUTH or MYTH?

    11/04/2007 11:30:22 AM PST · by Fennie · 2,958 replies · 2,785+ views
    Nazi UFO Electromagnetic Propulsion & Antigravity Technology