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  • Americans

    07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT · by Shruet · 2,017 replies · 2,364+ views
    <p>Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!</p>
  • 2000000!

    04/11/2008 5:47:55 AM PDT · by Squidpup · 2,164 replies · 3,812+ views
    FreeRepublic ^ | April 11, 2008 | JR
    Happy 2000000!
  • problems with my ZOT

    03/14/2008 9:50:42 AM PDT · by beccix · 2,189 replies · 2,625+ views
    i can not connect to my interent it keeps telling me my domain name server configuration is wrong how do i repair this
  • A GLOBAL ZOT DAY

    02/16/2008 11:35:13 AM PST · by Teslaedson · 2,219 replies · 7,441+ views
    MY PERSONEL DATA | 2/16/08 | DR.EDSON ANDRE' JOHNSON D.D.ULC
    So, with gasolene prices bobbing up and down. And the economy also bobbing! When and what will it take to get rel action n Aternative energy?Nikola tesla(1856-1943) had the answer more then a 100 years ago!That of broadcasting wirelessly eletric power! He even set up a braodcasting tower for this at Wardecylle,Long Island(Now Shoreham, L.I.) But when he mentioned FREE ELECTRIOC POWER to hs financial backer the great Robber Baron J.P. Morga. Whos meatered eletric power intreste would have been ruined. The money was removed and Tesla went into a life long debt!To honor Dr. Tesla in 2005 and 2006...
  • Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows

    A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.” Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. “It is well known that zombies can’t operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.” The pair...
  • NAZI UFOs TRUTH or MYTH?

    11/04/2007 11:30:22 AM PST · by Fennie · 2,958 replies · 2,785+ views
    Nazi UFO Electromagnetic Propulsion & Antigravity Technology
  • drug testing marijuana cocaine

    10/13/2007 12:55:02 PM PDT · by kinganil · 2,633 replies · 1,991+ views
    the asking times ^ | oct 13 2007 | john doe
    hello does anyone know about drug testing cocaine and marijuana.
  • Military Medical Team Makes the 'Toughest Call' (GI IMPALED BY BOMB - courage abounds!!!)

    09/23/2007 7:46:56 AM PDT · by paulat · 2,043 replies · 7,283+ views
    ABC News ^ | 9/22/07 | Ruth Reiss
    Unexploded Rocket-Propelled Grenade Impales Army Private in Afghanistan By RUTH REISS [snip] One RPG skidded past Lt. Mariani's vehicle. All of the vehicles had to quickly get out of the "kill zone." But before they could get to safety, two rockets hit Pvt. Moss' Humvee. Staff Sgt. Eric Wynn, 33, the soldier in the front passenger seat, felt one slice through his face. Moss remembers the truck practically lift up. He was thrown up against the Humvee and then moved to return fire. "I smelled something smoking and I looked down ... and I was smoking," he said. Wynn turned...
  • “Do not post to me”

    08/28/2007 5:47:37 PM PDT · by Admin Moderator · 3,065 replies · 26,248+ views
    Free Republic ^ | 8/28/07 | Admin Moderator
    We've received many requests from freepers requesting that other freepers not post to them. There are several problems with this. 1. It's impossible for us to enforce.2. We don't have the time to enforce these requests.3. We don't have the software to keep track of these requests.4. Thick skin helps.5. Ignore the poster, if you don't reply, they won't reply. Free Republic does not need a bozo filter, bozo filters are for wimps. Final note: Trolls, troublemakers, disruptors, forum pests, malcontents, RINOs, liberals, stalkers, et al, would continue posting to (harassing) someone after being asked to stop. Conservative FReepers would...
  • Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts?

    07/18/2007 5:22:46 PM PDT · by charming_harmonica · 2,522 replies · 16,860+ views
    Jul 18 2007 | Vanity
    No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?
  • acetone in cadillac fleetwood

    06/29/2007 7:12:24 PM PDT · by kinganil · 2,978 replies · 15,331+ views
    me ^ | 6/29/07 | Neil
    I was trying to put some pure acetone which I just bought for 5 dollars for 32oz into my car
  • Emergency detention plan: 'This way to the ZOT!'

    05/30/2007 9:47:34 AM PDT · by cposnarkey · 2,708 replies · 13,661+ views
    World Net Daily ^ | 05-30-2007
    Houston-based KBR was awarded an initial $385 million contract in January 2006 for one year, with four one-year options extended into 2007. KBR held a previous emergency detention contract with ICE from 2000 to 2005. ICE spokeswoman Jamie Zuieback told Corsi the primary intent of the contract was to build temporary detention facilities that could be used in the event of a mass migration crisis, but she confirmed the facilities could be employed in national emergencies, including natural disasters.
  • Pope Set to Make Mark on U.S. Church

    04/13/2007 6:54:57 AM PDT · by Frank Sheed · 2,576 replies · 12,559+ views
    Guardian Unlimited ^ | April 12, 2007 | ERIC GORSKI (AP Religion Writer)
    Two years into his reign, Pope Benedict XVI is finally poised to make a major mark on American Catholicism with a string of key bishop appointments and important decisions about the future of U.S. seminaries and bishops' involvement in politics. Benedict's election on April 19, 2005, shook liberals and comforted conservatives who expected a doctrinal hard-liner. So far, they have found an easier hand - and someone who has not made the United States much of a priority. When Benedict has gained attention, it has mostly been on the world stage, focusing on the re-Christianization of Europe, Islam and mending...
  • Retread ZOT! Who is the moderator in this thread?

    02/27/2007 4:07:28 PM PST · by PATRICKHENRY REPUBLIC · 3,732 replies · 19,045+ views
    I would like to get permission to post a question to other Freepers. TY.
  • Chinese missile destroys satellite in space

    01/19/2007 6:05:32 AM PST · by Rb ver. 2.0 · 3,571 replies · 19,841+ views
    The Telegraph ^ | 1/19/06 | Richard Spencer
    Britain has joined the US, Japan and Australia's condemnation of China after the communist country destroyed a satellite in space using a ballistic missile.The British embassy in Beijing said it had raised the test, the first of its kind for 20 years, with the Chinese foreign ministry noting that the Government believed it was “inconsistent” with China’s opposition to the development of space weapons. A spokesman refused to elaborate on the form the protest took or on the Chinese government’s response. Later, a Downing Street spokesman said: "We are concerned about the impact of debris in space and we expressed...
  • Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

    12/23/2006 11:31:23 AM PST · by BibleBabe1 · 5,856 replies · 18,448+ views
    http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1
    Remote detection satellites are used by the intelligence branch of the military to conduct mind control exercises in the theater of war. All this technology is dependent upon the higher branches of particle physics and quantum mechanics. The array of satellites safe in deep space cover the entire earth making the mind control intelligence program widely successful. Be amazed as you view this military program break out of the box. Go to the following web site that shows a real-time mind control zombie being manipulated by satellite and the military. www.MindControlUSA.com
  • John has fixed the problem. Post away!

    11/24/2006 1:06:59 PM PST · by Admin Moderator · 4,523 replies · 29,359+ views
    FR | Control Freak Mod
    Thanks for your cooperation.
  • 28 sq-kilometers of rocks forming the name ZOT

    10/03/2006 10:50:12 AM PDT · by alsharif747 · 3,972 replies · 14,663+ views
    http://www.geocities.com/ohodmount3 ^ | 10/3/06 | Alsharif M.Maree
    do you belive that mount ohod in madina KSA form the name mohammad in arabic ? For a photo try copy and paste any of the following links : www.geocities.com/ohodmount5 www.geocities.com/ohodmount3 www.geocities.com/ohodmount
  • A Spell That Nothing Is Impossible For ZOT!

    09/10/2006 7:56:29 AM PDT · by zzzzzzz · 3,650 replies · 14,506+ views
    <p>Please agree with this spell: That forever, NOTHING in the entire universe can make something impossible for God.</p>
  • Zotted Trolls Love Socialism is the best form of government (and here why)

    08/28/2006 1:33:08 PM PDT · by hand out love all · 5,619 replies · 20,392+ views
    Socialism is best because under socialism. No one has to worry about being poor or starving to death. No one is poor, unemployed, discriminated, everyone is equal reguardless or race or creed. Today such ideas are condemned as evil. Any attempt to protest against slavery and genocide and human rights violations are met with the cries of COMMUNISM! By the religious right and then they conjure up stories about Stalin, Gulags, tortue, police state etc. So therefore we must stick with the current system of sweat shop slavery, poverty and racism while rich people who already have all they will...