Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. ---Derek Zoolander Cosmopolitan magazine will be sending a party bus filled with shirtless male models to the University of North Carolina to shuttle coeds to the election polls next week. If this sounds like a skit from the upcoming Zoolander 2 movie you could be right. However, it is all too real. Of course, as we shall see, the real purpose of this stunt by Cosmopolitan is to help Democrats. First let us look at the report from CBS Charlotte which very conveniently neglects to mention the...