The Internet is abuzz with rumors about Paul Wellstone's death. According to syndicated cartoonist Ted Rall and Dr. Michael Niman, a media professor at Buffalo State College (New Yorkers' tax dollars at work!), Wellstone was killed by "government gangsters" acting on the orders of the "unelected" Bush and his corporate masters. Whatever, dudes. I salute your courage in exposing this conspiracy but, now you have, I figure, about 20 minutes to get across the Niagara bridge. Bush's gangsters may have killed Paul Wellstone, but it was the Democrats who turned him into a laughingstock. I don't know about you, but...