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  • This is a Reasonable Liberal

    02/26/2007 6:32:34 AM PST · by Mobile Vulgus · 27 replies · 1,448+ views
    VANITY | 2/26/06 | Me
    I am a reasonable Liberal America is a great place... but we need to be more like Europe. I am a reasonable Liberal I love America... except for its history, its culture, its societal structure, and its politics. I am a reasonable Liberal I hate politicians that lie... unless they have a last name of Clinton... or Kerry... or, well, any Democrat's last name. I am a reasonable Liberal I think everyone should have their say... unless they say it in school, government, or in public. I am a reasonable Liberal Your belief in religion is just fine... unless it’s...
  • Global Warming New Religion - The Gore's Parayer

    02/08/2007 5:13:53 AM PST · by Rodney Kings Brain · 213+ views
    Rodney Kings Brain
    As many people have commented, global warming is the new religion. As such, it is the only religion that is permissible – if not mandatory – I schools. What would any religion be without it’s own prayer? Christianity has the Lord’s Prayer and Islam has incessant, mindless wailing so why not global warming? To address this imbalance I give you, “The Gores Prayer.” Our secular Father, who art not in Heaven, Al Gore be thy name. They green kingdom come, If thy will be done, in the US as it is in Europe Give us this day our dose of...
  • Schwarzenegger: "How About Some Wild Sex?"

    12/01/2006 2:05:27 AM PST · by tlb · 5 replies · 408+ views
    <p>Anna Werner, an investigative reporter found some footage that "never made it to the governor's website:"</p> <p>To Schwarzenegger, a cigar means you "kick back and relax," but to Bill Clinton, a cigar is "evidence," the Republican governor says.</p>
  • I want to Thank all "Conservative" Non-Voters

    11/18/2006 8:26:57 PM PST · by new yorker 77 · 312 replies · 4,740+ views
    November 18, 2006 | new yorker 77
    Thank you for giving us blanket amnesty for illegals. Thank you for courageously abandoning our troops. Thank you for handing victory to the terrorists. Thank you for guaranteeing higher taxes. Thank you for guaranteeing no more conservative judges. Thank you for empowering John McCain. Thank you for bringing back universal health care. Thank you for endless investigations. Most of all, I want to thank you for showing complete disregard for the tens of thousands who spilled their blood to give you your right to vote. Your callous, self-serving apathy has guaranteed the government actions that you so bitterly complained about....
  • I gave Katie Couric a chance. Forget it.

    09/07/2006 5:36:41 PM PDT · by Recovering_Democrat · 98 replies · 3,413+ views
    See B.S. News ^ | 09/07/06
    Well, I gave Katie a chance...an honest chance. I watched her debut and I watched her tonight, since Rush was on. Not a damn thing has changed except the gender of the person in the anchor chair. The leftist drivel is a joke. Tonight, perky Katie apparently believes a 5 or 6 year old video tape of Useless never-bin-Laiden is a triumph of terror over Bush's liberation of 50 million Muslims in Afghanistan and Iraq. The BIG LEAD of the night was something like "On a day when the President says we're safer in the war on terror, Al...
  • DFU SONG: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (we are so Islamofascist-and-explodiocious)

    08/13/2006 8:41:27 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 12 replies · 609+ views
    DF SONGS ^ | 8-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    Continuing to create the history of our time in song. MIDI - SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS (musical intro) Bomb-diddle-diddle-diddle...bomb diddle die Bomb-diddle-diddle-diddle...bomb diddle die We are so Islamofascist-and-explodiocious We teach children to hate Jews...they're really quite precocious We think killing innocents is nothing that's atrocious We are so Islamofascist-and-explodiocious Bomb-diddle-diddle-diddle...bomb diddle die Bomb-diddle-diddle-diddle...bomb diddle die We'll keep on coming after you because you won't convert You'll find that if your head's removed it's something that can hurt All infidels are gonna be below six feet of dirt Each waking moment you will be on big time red alert We are so Islamofascist-and-explodiocious We...
  • DFU SONG: Green Berets (bwahahahahahahahaha...Green Helmet Guy finally has his own song)

    08/07/2006 10:11:36 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 15 replies · 1,586+ views
    DFU SONGS | 8-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - GREEN BERETS You see him on the TV...everywhere he seems to be Always where some people die...he is known as Green Helmet Guy If a building has been hit...he will be all over it He's always where some people die...and he is known as Green Helmet Guy He'll appear out of the blue...he seems to know what to do Always where some people die...he is known as Green Helmet Guy Lebanon is his home base...he has such an honest face He's always where some people die...and he is known as Green Helmet Guy Hezbollah is needing press...so...
  • 'Global dimming' is darkening the globe: experts

    07/29/2006 12:33:22 PM PDT · by Pikamax · 72 replies · 1,799+ views
    CTV ^ | 07/29/06 | Andy Johnson
    'Global dimming' is darkening the globe: experts Updated Sat. Jul. 29 2006 10:07 AM ET Andy Johnson, CTV.ca News Global dimming may be the yin to global warming's yang. The theory is that the amount of sunlight, or solar energy, falling on the earth has been dropping steadily over the past 50 years or so. That could mean, scientists believe, that global dimming is actually mitigating the effects of global warming. That sounds quirky and intriguing at first, but a closer investigation turns up some frightening results. One of the first people to observe the phenomenon was an English scientist...
  • Give Jihad a Chance (Michelle Malkin video)

    07/26/2006 7:36:06 AM PDT · by CedarDave · 16 replies · 800+ views
    Hot Air - Vent with Michelle Malkin ^ | July 26, 2006 | Michelle Malkin
    Today's video skewers the "peace" movement's wild side with a few pokes at Nobel Prize Winner who talks about killing the Preident. Sung to the tune of John and Yoko's ditty. Enjoy...Give Jihad a Chance
  • Prince Will Be Headline Performer For Super Bowl '07

    07/25/2006 8:24:05 AM PDT · by MotleyGirl70 · 35 replies · 427+ views
    Sports by Brooks ^ | 7/24/2006 | Sports by Brooks
    LOS ANGELES - SPORTSbyBROOKS.com has learned that Prince will be the headline performer at the halftime show of Super Bowl XLI in South Florida. The game is Feb. 4 at Dolphins Stadium and will be televised by CBS. SbB has also learned that Cirque de Soleil will be the primary pregame entertainment. An addditional musical act may soon also be added to the evening's roster. It's the first time CBS has broadcast the NFL championship game and halftime show since since Janet Jackson's infamous "wardrobe malfunction" at Houston's Reliant Stadium in 2004.
  • Perfect Rock Albums.

    06/25/2006 5:23:08 PM PDT · by Big Guy and Rusty 99 · 339 replies · 2,640+ views
    my brains ^ | now | me
    Basically, no "best of" or "compilations" albums. These are the best albums that you could listen without skipping a track. I broke it down by decade. The 1960's: Beatles - Revolver Beach Boys - Pet Sounds Jimi Hendrix - Are You Experienced? Bob Dylan - Blonde on Blonde Frank Zappa - We're Only In It For The Money The Stooges - The Stooges Velvet Underground - The Velvet Underground Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin I Zombies - Odessey and Oracle Cream - Disraeli Gears The 1970's: Big Star - #1 Record Neil Young - After the Gold Rush Modern Lovers...
  • Betrayed Conservatives

    05/03/2006 4:49:58 PM PDT · by Logic Times · 274 replies · 3,375+ views
    Logic Times ^ | 04-29-06 | Dan Hallagan
    The Left’s hatred of George W. Bush has no rival... ...or so it once seemed. But not so fast. There is a new breed of GWB hater: the Betrayed Conservative, a creature of surprisingly intense emotions for a member of the rational Right. The Betrayed Conservative is good news and bad news for the conservative movement. The good news is that there are vocal, passionate conservatives out there – large numbers of them – unwilling to accept anything less than sound conservative policy out of Washington. They are angry and active and have imposed some measure of discipline on that...
  • Mike Pence on FOX NEWS SUNDAY with Chris Wallace Sunday March 12, 2006 - Pence for President 2008

    03/12/2006 4:12:05 PM PST · by Brian_Baldwin · 25 replies · 1,072+ views
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,187589,00.html ^ | 3/12/2006 | FOX + comments Baldwin
    PENCE: Well, it wouldn't be the first time that House conservatives disagreed with this administration, Chris. Many of us broke with the president on the expansion of the Education Department and No Child Left Behind, and a few dozen of us broke with the president when he advanced the creation of the first new entitlement in the Medicare prescription drug bill. What we put out this week we actually call the Contract With America Renewed, because it was based on the budget that the brand new Republican majority passed out of the House of Representatives in 1995. We balanced the...
  • DFU SONG: Bottle of Wine (David Gregory is drunk giving news report to Imus)

    03/02/2006 7:53:30 AM PST · by doug from upland · 24 replies · 1,457+ views
    DFU SONGS | 2-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - BOTTLE OF WINE (scroll down for the MIDI file and click on it) Bottle of wine, Gregory's fine...Imus says call in when you're sober Yes, he was drunk...he is a skunk...for him it soon may be over He called Scott "jerk" while he was at work At news conference time, he really is slime He thinks it all is about him India's language is wonderful...hey, David, you are so full of bull Bottle of wine, Gregory's fine...Imus says call in when you're sober Yes, he was drunk...he is a skunk...for him it soon may be over He...
  • Don’t mis-underestimate Dubya

    02/28/2006 8:58:32 PM PST · by bayourant · 117 replies · 3,115+ views
    The Indian Express ^ | March 01, 2006 | Jaithirth Rao
    http://www.indianexpress.com/full_story.php?content_id=88747 As we prepare to welcome the leader of the world’s most powerful republic, it behooves us to make sure that we grapple with facts, not just biased opinions. It is unfortunate that so much of the information about the US is derived by our elites from the eastern seaboard, Left-leaning media who are on the opposite side of the American political spectrum from George W. Bush and who therefore have a vested interest in opposing and disparaging him. The images of Bush they have succeeded in planting internationally are that Bush is dim-witted, a simple-minded religious fanatic, a supporter...
  • Power of Parrotheads put to the test

    02/28/2006 6:07:12 PM PST · by smoothsailing · 19 replies · 914+ views
    Charleston Post and Courier ^ | 2-28-06 | Bo Peterson and Chris Dixon
    TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2006 Power of Parrotheads put to the test BY BO PETERSEN AND CHRIS DIXON The Post and Courier After a big Kosher pickle and a cold draft beer, which way do Parrotheads steer? The Columbia chapter of an international Jimmy Buffett fan club hopes it'll be toward the DMV. The club wants the S.C. General Assembly to create a "Parrothead" specialty license plate for motor vehicles, with $10 of the cost of each $34 plate going to the Palmetto Chapter of the Alzheimer's Association or the Upstate South Carolina Chapter of the Alzheimer's Association. The plate was...
  • German Convicted for Selling Toilet Paper With Koran on it

    02/23/2006 6:58:21 AM PST · by shezz · 24 replies · 807+ views
    http://dutchnewz.com ^ | 02/23/06 | Johan van Dale
    A German court has sentenced a man to a one year suspended sentence for trying to sell toilet paper with the word 'koran' on it to mosques. In an accompanying letter the 61 year old Manfred van H called the koran a 'terrorists cookbook'. The court found him guilty of insulting the islamic belief and of disturbing the public order. Van H sent the toilet paper to fifteen mosques, tv stations, and magazines. With the profits Van H wanted to erect a monument to those that have died at the hands of islamic terror. Iran complained to the German ministry...
  • Toon: Media, Mohammed, Jesus and a dog named Boo...

    02/14/2006 1:38:12 PM PST · by toon shine · 5 replies · 435+ views
    Here's a toon about the media and Mohammed. http://toonshine.blogspot.com/
  • Coach Holmgren Apologizes to Tagliabue (Steeler/Seahawk Alert)

    02/09/2006 8:30:25 AM PST · by beyond the sea · 227 replies · 2,127+ views
    Free Republic ^ | 2/09/06 | self
    Dear Mr. Tagliabue, I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to you and the league for my intemperate remarks at our ceremony at Qwest Field concerning the officiating during the Superbowl. On Monday, just one short day after “losing” (oops) the game, I was still burned about the outcome, and I had consumed about a pound of bad jumbo shrimp for lunch, my stomach was churning, and it was just a bad day all around. I came home from Detroit, our cat was missing from the house, the Governor’s dog was hit by a car, and she was blaming...
  • ZOT this Fashist!

    02/08/2006 12:53:07 PM PST · by fingerlakestennesee · 197 replies · 7,796+ views
    LIVE FREE FROM FASHISTS!
    In this war freedom should come first not after! In New Hampshire the Motto is Live free or Die! I don't need Bush spying on law abiding americans and taking our freedoms. Anyone who surrenders a square inch of freedom to the government in the name of saftey is a traitor and should be treated like one! Let the Bush Fashists all drop dead! Filthy Commys! LET FREEDOM RING!