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  • HER BRA BELONGS TO DADDY

    12/16/2004 3:43:15 PM PST · by Rakkasan1 · 76 replies · 3,596+ views
    NY Post ^ | 12-16-04 | richard johnson
    JOE Simpson, the former Baptist minister turned manager of daughters Jessica and Ashlee, doesn't shy way from talking about his offspring's physical assets. "Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"
  • Iraqis don't impress 'Gunny' Joe

    04/04/2003 5:10:51 AM PST · by knighthawk · 7 replies · 473+ views
    National Post ^ | April 04 2003 | Matthew Fisher
    "Gunny" Joe Simpson has little time to waste on battlefield pundits who are criticizing the war effort safe from TV studios inside Washington's Beltway. "I'm not political, but that sounds like liberals talking," fumed Bravo Company's hard-as- nails gunnery sergeant, spitting on the ground and taking a puff at his stogie. "The Marines are a light force. That enables us to travel fast. The initial shock force has worked. We crossed into Iraq and gave Saddam Hussein no time to adjust. He has only retreated. "What are we now, right here, [50 miles] or less from the heart of Baghdad?...