Home safety: The jarring truth BY DAVE BARRY Feb.6, 2005 (This classic Dave Barry column was originally published on Feb. 18,1990.) Today's Practical Homemaker Topic is: Useful Cooking Tips and Hints. Cooking is one of the major cultural achievements, along with golf, that separate human beings from animals. Animals don't cook. When they encounter something that might be food, they just snork it down. My editor's dog, Clementine, once ate aquarium gravel without even heating it up. Some scientists believe that ants might cook. The reasoning here is that if you look at the kinds of culinary treasures that worker...