. HILLARY CLINTON, DESIGNATED DEMOCRAT ATTACK DOG, MAKES HER DEBUT by Mia T ASHINGTON, Dec. 24-- hillary clinton, designated democrat attack dog, debuted this week. The position, a self-appointment, was seconded exuberantly by her husband, the impeached ex-ersatz president and serial rapist, who puffed, "The assorted contusions about my face and head over the years are a testament to hillary's expertise in this area." Many have posited that so too are the bodies littering the clinton landscape. Designated democrat attack dog turns up the heat Within days of the democrat election debacle of '02, it was announced anonymously that...