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COMEDY CHAPPELLE SPEAKS: WHAT I DID FOR $50 MILLION Sat May 14 2005 19:48:54 ET **Exclusive** Dave Chappelle Found! Talks Exclusively with TIME Magazine in South Africa "I figured, Let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone-stop a speeding car by using my feet as the brakes. I am surprised at what I would do for $50 million. I am surprised at what people around me would do for me to have $50 million," Dave Chappelle tells TIME's Christopher John Farley in an exclusive interview. CHAPPELLE tells TIME he's not in mental hospital...

A Gannett News editor has called for the dismissal of criminal charges against four anti-war protesters who vandalized an Army recruiting office near Ithaca, New York and poured blood on the office's American flag.Writing in his syndicated column, Dave Rossie justified the actions of the self-styled "St. Patrick's Day Four" as necessary to counter "Americans' sheep-like acceptance of this administration's lies and deceptions" over the war in Iraq: The defendants have said they acted out of conscience in opposition to an unjust and illegal war, and it would be unfair, it says here, to doubt their motives. They certainly had...

Immediately following 3/5's attack on the apartment buildings, 3/1 took the train station on the north end of the city. While the engineers blew a breach through the train trestle, the Cavalry soldiers poured through with their tanks and Bradley's and chewed an opening in the enemy defense. 3/1 followed them through until they reached a phase line deep into the northern half of the city. The Marine infantry along with a few tanks then turned to the right and attacked the heart of the enemy defense. The fighting was tough as the enemy had the area dialed in with...

Penn State Republicans Greet Dave Matthews Band Concertgoers, Friday October 1st About six o’clock Friday evening, over thirty Republicans greeted concertgoers at the entrance of the Bryce Jordan Center at Penn State. While the Young Republicans from Penn State held down the corner at University Drive drawing cheers and jeers from the passing traffic, a few of us strung out along the walk to the main entrance of the center. I had with me my battle scared Bush/Cheney sign from the September engagement with Teresa admires and the Mothers Opposed to Bush (MOB) thugs at Swab Auditorium. Some people in...

The United Kingdom's Political Cartoon Society selected a cartoon published by The Independent in January depicting a naked Ariel Sharon biting off the bloodied head of a Palestinian child as helicopter warships hovered overhead blasting out "Vote Sharon" from loudspeakers as its "Cartoon of the Year." In his acceptance speech, cartoonist Dave Brown thanked the Israeli Embassy in London for its angry reaction to the cartoon, which he said had contributed greatly to its publicity.

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Kerry's hand gestures during his acceptance speech seemed to be directly from the movie DAVE. The movie is about a Presidential look-a-like/impersonator who takes over as (and assumes the identity of) the President of the United states after the real President goes into a coma. In the the movie there is a scene where the character, Dave, is demonstrating the President's hand gestures used during speeches. If you have not seen the movie you simply MUST. As I was watching Kerry last night it occured to me that Kerry seemed to be emulating the movie. I kid you not. Too...

Two months ago Wednesday, retired Gen. Wesley Clark announced he was joining the crowded race for the Democratic presidential nomination. After eight weeks of nonstop campaigning, Clark is preparing for what some consider a rite of passage for those seeking public office: late-night television. Clark is set to appear on "The Late Show with David Letterman" on Thursday. "We've been talking to comedy writers and we regard this as an important experience," said Clark's communications director, Matt Bennett, adding that a variety show is a viable campaign stop. "Letterman is very influential," Bennett said. It appears that Clark was testing...

September 30, 2003, 9:10 a.m. Dave Kopel Unarmed for the Election Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't know the basics of California gun laws. Arnold Schwarzenegger's recent appearance on the Sean Hannity Show regarding gun control suggests that he is amazingly ignorant of current gun laws in California. Hannity asked Schwarzenegger what he thought of the "assault-weapon" ban and the Brady Bill. Schwarzenegger replied, "Yes I do support that. And also I would like to close the loophole on the gun shows." While the federal ban on so-called "assault weapons" is scheduled to sunset in September 2004, the much more severe California prohibition...

<p>There's just over a year to go before the 2004 presidential election, and everybody in the nation is extremely excited. Except of course the public. The public, shrewdly, pays no attention to presidential politics until all of the peripheral dorks have been weeded out, and it's finally time to make a selection between the two main dorks left over.</p>

It is told that one day a very ugly man approached Abraham Lincoln and thrust his gun in Lincoln's face. "What is the matter?'' Lincoln asked. "Some years ago," said the stranger, "I swore an oath that if I ever came across an uglier man than myself I'd shoot him on the spot." Lincoln answered, "Shoot me. For if I am uglier than you...I don't want to live." Abraham Lincoln is generally considered to have been an ugly man. But, when you look at his face it has a distinct beauty about it. In the end it doesn't matter what...

Everbodys got an Andy Warhol midget these days..

Teenage film critic Billy Norris works for David Letterman's sister.St. Petersberg Times. David Letterman's kid sister, a newspaper editor in Florida, may have played a decisive role in his latest battle with late-night rival Jay Leno. It seems that both Letterman's "Late Show" and Leno's "The Tonight Show" wanted to snag Florida eighth-grader Billy Norris, who writes movie reviews for the St. Petersburg Times, as a guest. Norris, 14, has been a local media star of sorts because he is probably the youngest movie critic working for a daily newspaper in the country. Letterman had a trump card in snagging...