From today's Wall Street Journal Best of the Web Today site: Among the coalition's list of most wanted Iraqi officials are man named Izzat Ibrahim (he's the king of clubs) and a guy named Mizban (nine of hearts). This led reader John Piro to imagine Abbott and Costello at a Syrian border checkpoint: Abbott: Now be on the lookout, Costello. We wanna find these terrorists. Costello: Sure, what's their names? Abbott: Izzat Ibrahim. Costello: How do I know? I ain't seen him. Abbott: I know. That's why we gotta find him. He and Mizban. Costello: He musta been what, Abbott?...