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  • Rabbi Pesach Wolicki: Chuck Schumer Is A “Court Jew” Pushing Progressive Ideals

    03/20/2024 12:01:51 PM PDT · by Texan4Life · 18 replies
    Babbibs War Room on Rumble ^ | March 20, 2024 | Steve Bannon
    Rabbi Pesach Wolicki: Chuck Schumer Is A “Court Jew” Pushing Progressive Ideals
  • Charles Barkley threatens to punch any black person wearing Trump’s mug shot merch

    03/06/2024 11:28:43 AM PST · by nickcarraway · 83 replies
    Washington Examiner ^ | March 5, 2024 | Asher Notheis
    Former NBA star and CNN host Charles Barkley said he would punch any black person he sees wearing former President Donald Trump’s mug shot merchandise, citing recent comments that Trump made at an event aimed at black Republicans. The comments Barkley took issue with were made by Trump at the Black Conservative Federation Honors Gala in South Carolina last month. During his speech, Trump claimed that he had been told his numerous indictments are why he is gaining support among black voters because they see him “being discriminated against.” “First of all, if I see a black person walking around...
  • Schumer: Biden ‘rope-a-doped’ Republicans into ‘trap’ on Social Security, Medicare

    02/08/2023 11:59:24 AM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 52 replies
    The Hil ^ | 02-08-2023 | Al Weaver
    Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) on Wednesday praised President Biden over his back-and-forth with Republicans on Social Security and Medicare during the State of the Union address one night earlier, saying that they walked into a “trap” he laid for them. “Joe Biden was so deft. He let them walk into his trap. He rope-a-doped them,” Schumer told “Morning Joe.” “And now all of America has seen the Republican Party say, ‘No, we’re not going to cut Social security and Medicare.’ He did a service.” During one of the most contentious points in the speech, Biden accused some Republican...
  • Schumer tests positive for COVID as Senate set to reconvene

    07/11/2022 1:08:12 AM PDT · by Libloather · 24 replies
    The Hill ^ | 7/10/22 | Olafimihan Oshin
    Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) has tested positive for COVID-19 as the Senate prepares to reconvene this week after a two-week recess. In a statement on Sunday, Schumer’s spokesperson Justin Goodman said the senator is experiencing mild symptoms and is fully vaccinated and boosted against the virus. “Consistent with the CDC guidance, Leader Schumer will quarantine this week and work remotely,” Goodman said in a statement. “Anyone who knows Leader Schumer knows that even if he’s not physically in the Capitol, through virtual meetings and his trademark flip phone he will continue with his robust schedule and remain in...
  • The Swamp Is Scared of the Next 12 Days

    01/08/2021 4:08:00 PM PST · by Libloather · 135 replies
    Rush Limbaugh ^ | 1/08/20 | El Rushbo
    RUSH: We just have a new sound bite here from Nancy Pelosi, CNN’s Newsroom. She was talking with the correspondent Manu Raju. Manu Raju reported about Pelosi’s California call with the House Democrat caucus about possible new articles of impeachment against the Trumpster. RAJU: She’s making very clear that there’s more support for moving forward with impeachment among the House Democratic caucus now than there was the first time Donald Trump was impeached back in 2019. She said that she prefers the president resigning, or Vice President Mike Pence and the cabinet invoking the 25th Amendment to force the president...
  • Senator Schumer To VA: Why Are You Using An Unproven Drug, Hydroxychloroquine On Vets With COVID-19?

    05/10/2020 11:30:40 AM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 108 replies
    The Senate’s top Democrat on Sunday called on the Department of Veterans Affairs to explain why it allowed the use of an unproven drug on veterans for the coronavirus, saying patients may have been put at unnecessary risk. Sen. Charles Schumer of New York said the VA needs to provide Congress more information about a recent bulk order for $208,000 worth of hydroxychloroquine. President Donald Trump has heavily promoted the malaria drug, without evidence, as a treatment for COVID-19. Schumer's request comes after a whistleblower complaint filed this past week by former Health and Human Services official Rick Bright alleged...
  • How Schumer might get the last laugh on impeachment trial (not really)

    01/13/2020 3:00:50 PM PST · by Libloather · 15 replies
    Politico ^ | 1/13/20 | BURGESS EVERETT, MARIANNE LEVINE
    Chuck Schumer lost the first impeachment trial battle to Mitch McConnell. But the Democratic leader and his party insist they can still win the war. While Senate Majority Leader McConnell has locked up enough Republican votes to ignore demands for a bipartisan framework for President Donald Trump’s impeachment trial, his Democratic counterpart is readying a counteroffensive. Schumer will force a series of votes designed to squeeze vulnerable Republicans and harm them on the campaign trail if they side with Trump. Democrats argue the half-dozen at-risk GOP senators will need some daylight between them and Trump to get reelected. And if...
  • Roughly 80% of all voters say U.S. needs secure borders, including 68% of Democrats: Harvard poll

    01/05/2019 3:19:46 PM PST · by UMCRevMom@aol.com · 42 replies
    The Washington Times ^ | January 23, 2018 | Jennifer Harper
    A wide-reaching poll conducted by Harvard University reveals that majorities of U.S. voters — including Democrats — appear to agree with many of President Trump's most basic beliefs about immigration. The findings reveal, for example, that eight out of 10 of all U.S. voters — 79 percent — say the U.S. needs secure borders; 93 percent of Republicans, 80 percent of independents and 68 percent of Democrats agree with that. Another 79 percent of voters overall say immigration priorities should be granted on a person’s “ability to contribute to America”; 87 percent of Republicans, 79 percent of independents and 72...
  • Chuck Schumer: Ad for Unpaid Interns Was Posted in ‘Error’

    12/05/2018 3:42:37 AM PST · by Libloather · 37 replies
    Rolling Stone ^ | 12/04/18 | TESSA STUART
    **SNIP** The data helped spur action in certain corners of Congress, but progress was halting and ad hoc — some offices offered need-based stipends, others imposed restrictions on intern pay or simply refused to budge on the issue. And, Vera says, “Senator Schumer’s office was one that we had reached out to to work with. They were not on board with paying their interns.” He characterizes the office’s response as: “‘We’re just not going to do it — we’re going wait until there is legislation.'” That was particularly disappointing for two reasons. First, as the minority leader, Schumer had a...
  • Tuesday Tickles

    05/29/2018 3:07:46 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 12 replies
    email from a friend | 5/29/2018 | unknown
    Why we love children It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron." A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus...
  • Schumer Unveils Dems' 'Better Deal': 'Old-Fashioned Capitalism Has Broken Down'

    07/25/2017 4:53:53 PM PDT · by Libloather · 61 replies
    PJ Media ^ | 7/24/17 | BRIDGET JOHNSON
    Declaring "old-fashioned capitalism has broken down to the detriment of consumers" and "Adam Smith has lost his way amidst these big corporations," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) and other congressional Democrats traveled to a red pocket of purple Virginia today to spell out their new agenda. **SNIP** After losing in 2014 and 2016, Schumer argued, Dems need to not "flinch" or "blink," but look in the mirror. "Democrats have too often hesitated from directly and unflinchingly taking on the misguided policies that got us here - so much so that too many Americans don't know what we stand for,"...
  • Let's not jump to conclusions about Orlando

    06/14/2016 2:05:40 PM PDT · by chuckles · 59 replies
    vanity | 06-14-2016 | chuckles
    I just wanted to stop and take a breath here before the media hand feeds us a meme that will live forever in people's minds. The initial attack in Orlando brought several meme's out of the woodwork but what stuck initially was the shooters name was Arab so bing, bang, boom, there's the answer. I agree Islam is from the devil and deserves much scrutiny for any philosophy that condones killing women, homosexuals, Christians, all infidels, and of course other Muslims that don't think just like you do. And of course, the automatic gun control effort rears it's ugly head...
  • Fundraising scandal hits Calif. Dems (Loretta Sanchez Campaign Cash Wiped Out)

    09/10/2011 5:20:58 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    Politico ^ | September 8, 2011 | JONATHAN ALLEN & JOHN BRESNAHAN
    Allegations of fraud against a veteran California campaign treasurer have sent shock waves through the state’s Democratic congressional delegation, as lawmakers who used Kinde Durkee to keep track of their finances are now scrambling to find out whether their money has disappeared.While Durkee has not been formally charged at this point, she is in jail in California and has been accused in an FBI criminal complaint of trying to defraud a state representative out of $677,000. On top of that, California Rep. Loretta Sanchez’s office tells POLITICO that her campaign account, managed by Durkee, has been virtually emptied out.
  • CHAVEZ CALLS BUSH 'THE DEVIL'

    09/20/2006 8:38:35 AM PDT · by areafiftyone · 407 replies · 17,606+ views
    DRUDGE ^ | 9/20/06
    'THE DEVIL CAME TO THE UN YESTERDAY... Bush, I have the feeling you are going to live the rest of your days as a nightmare... We need a psychologist to analyze Bush... YANKEE IMPERIALISTS GO HOME'...
  • Help me out here... (ZOT!!! Sure, pal. Anything for a real patriot.)

    07/24/2004 11:02:26 AM PDT · by A-Real-Patriot · 191 replies · 4,138+ views
    By you own admission, the Free Republic hates democrats, non-Christians, gays, the environment, strong women and pacificts to name a few. That's about 80% of your fellow Americans that you oppose. You claim to be defenders of the constitution and yet you support amendments allowing the federal government to tell you who you can marry and what religion you should follow. You claim to believe in free speech and in the next sentence say you will censor anyone that doesn't agree with you. And yet you claim to to be pro FREEDOM? I don't get it.
  • DFU SONG: Nowhere Man (Burglar Man -- he gets seltzer down his pants)

    07/21/2004 11:27:20 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 9 replies · 507+ views
    DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW: Chuckles Bites the Dust (1970) This is perhaps the most famous episode of what was arguably the best TV situation comedy of the 1970s. When WJM-TV's children's show host, Chuckles the Clown, is accidentally killed by an elephant, while dressed as a peanut, his death provokes numerous newsroom jokes by Murray, Lou, and Ted--who are upbraided for their insensitivity by a shocked Mary. They all attend the funeral, and once it starts, Mary cannot hold back the giggles that well up until she is laughing uncontrollably. "Chuckles Bites the Dust" is at once incredibly human and...
  • BJ CLinton: "I had lots of screwy things happen to me"!! ON CSPAN2 Now

    05/23/2003 9:03:09 PM PDT · by nwrep · 244 replies · 915+ views
    nwrep
    Speaking at U of Arkansas
  • Schumer (D-NY) on C-SPAN2 NOW! (The Filibuster Against Estrada Has Begun)

    02/05/2003 2:16:31 PM PST · by Recovering_Democrat · 154 replies · 1,313+ views
    Charles Schumer is rambling idiocy now about how ideology MUST be used in determining judges. Schumer laughably calls himself a moderate.
  • Some Post-Election Humor (Language Alert)

    11/06/2002 7:35:30 AM PST · by Fintan · 15 replies · 519+ views
    email | 11/6/02 | unknown
    Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University. "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth....