Dear The American People,
I am sure that my government would be delighted to reclaim the United States of America and let bygones be bygones.
Being the nation that basically invented socialised healthcare, makes you pay the equivalent of $230 every year for having a television to pay for the BBC, has some of the toughest anti-gun legislation in the world, last year paid $17.25 billion to the European Union, is probably going to legalise gay marriage in the next five years and has actual, proud-of-it socialists as Members of Parliament, I say welcome.
We will get along just fine.
Yours sincerely,
The Queen.