That must have been Ron “Tater Salad” White - funny guy.
I, for one, will sacrifice my body by continuing to eat cheeseburgers which will ensure that there are enough veggie burgers for those people better than me. It’s a dirty job, but someone has to fall on the grenade. You’re all welcome.
I knew that times have been tough for the Oompa-Loompas ever since Wonka moved the factory to Mexico. I had now idea that things were this bad, though.
I lesson I learned the hard way. To avoid large animals stepping on your foot, it is best to maintain some distance from them. Horses tend to get skittish around people who are yelling at them. City people, go figure.