We've come a long ways since then. You can't make his stuff up, folks.
By the time you read these words, "Chelsea" Manning, the most celebrated transsexual in military history, will walk out of the Leavenworth D.B. a free "man." He-she Manning remains in the Army while her lawyers appeal her conviction.
Our sources tell us Manning won't be drawing a paycheck, but will have full medical care, commissary and PX privileges, and use of base MWR (morale, welfare and recreation) facilities. The big bucks from the book and TV movie come later. It should be a hit, what with Manning's bizarre time behind bars.
"She" can titillate the public with her tales of coming out as a woman while locked up, detail her hormone treatments, and describe her failed suicide attempt. Then there's always the great moment when she learned Barack Hussein Obama - a graduate of "Man's Country" in Chicago - commuted her sentence to seven years. That's 20% of the stretch she was sentenced to.
A TERRIBLE DOUBLE-STANDARD OF "JUSTICE"
All this brings us to the latest gross injustice perpetrated on a male member of the military. We're referring to (see Related Stories Box below) the draconian prison term given former West Point cadet Jacob Whisenhunt, who got 21 years in the slammer because those paragons of virtue at the USMA sacrificed him on the alar of political correctness.
The ruination of the 20 year-old Maxwell, Nebraska native's life is the result of a policy by cowardly brass hats who consider any accusation as good as an express ticket to the D.B. We are reminded of a common saying in Vietnam. "Kill 'em all, and let God sort them out later."
Whisenhunt said, and we are inclined to believe he's telling the truth, the sex with a female classmate in a tent during bivouac was entirely "consensual." It is not unknown in today's Army for one to yell "rape" to prevent being punished for participating in an act expressly forbidden under the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice).
It's quite a sweet deal. Female cadet invites male classmate to slip into her tent for a quickie, then - realizing she could short-circuit her future at West Point - plays "victim" with a USMA leadership eager to overlook her transgressions as long as they get to burnish their statistics on "zero tolerance" to take heat off themselves from grandstanding politicians like Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand of New York.
Manning will soon be a millionaire, or is that "millionairess?" Whisenhunt, meanwhile, can only hope and pray someday he will receive true justice, not the railroad job that was done on him in the shadows at the most hypocritical military academy in America.