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  • A Report on the Real Collusion (SATIRE)

    04/29/2024 1:40:05 PM PDT · by mononymous · 2 replies
    Self ^ | 4/29/2024 | Mononymous
    As overheard at a secret DC location, in attendance: Derick Garlic (DG) Flake Wray (FW) Andrew Weaselman (AW) Jack Squat (JS) Fanny Gillis (FG) Letitia Games (LG) “Chip Punk” Braggadocio (CPB) -- DG: All right, good to have everyone in the same room; how are our cases going? Jack $hit, go… JS: Can you not call me that? DG: It’s all you got, man; we’ll have some fun, no? Have a laugh! JS: I take this seriously, your DOJ say we must… DG: I know, I know, go on. JS: Well, we have a troublesome judge in the Florida case,...
  • "Loyalty to the Ds" - A Parody of the Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil"

    01/06/2024 11:49:35 AM PST · by mononymous · 3 replies
    Self/Mononymous1 ^ | 1/6/2024 | Self/Mononymous
    Oh, oh Oh Huh Uh Please allow me to introduce myself I’m the gang of wealth and fear I’ve been around for a long, long years Stole many votes to win campaigns If I was ‘round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Be damn sure that Pilate Would have a D behind his name Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what’s puzzling you Is what’s my end game Stuck around as the Ku Klux Klan During a time of much change Scared the coloreds and the blacks Still they vote in my...
  • George Santos, as a Democrat

    12/11/2023 6:45:30 AM PST · by mononymous · 3 replies
    Self ^ | 12/11/2023 | Self
    1. "Georgette" would be performing in drag shows for kindergartners and be wildly acclaimed, and supported, by the media and fellow politicians 2. would easily get hammered with a Pelosi 3. would be called an Admiral and be made Surgeon General 4. would give Chuck U. Schumer a tough challenge in a primary 5. could be Hunter Biden-like in his excesses, sleep with Chinese spies, stash gold bars in his home, and NO ONE would care 6. dressed in drag, would have his hair sniffed by POTUS 7. would be embraced as a genuine feminist by the hags of "The...
  • The Lawfare Counteroffensive

    10/02/2023 8:05:48 AM PDT · by mononymous · 11 replies
    Self ^ | 10/2/2023 | Self
    The following assumes that there is a political party that genuinely doesn’t want the same outcomes as the other; alas, the evident and pervasive corruption of DC suggest otherwise. Proper and concerted opposition to what’s happening in the country, however, will (and should) proceed as follows: 1. In an attempt to preserve this republic, to maintain confidence in the outcome of elections, and to ensure the consent of the governed, the US House MUST immediately investigate the various irregularities of the 2020 general election. More specifically, the question as to why counting stopped, almost simultaneously, in several swing states and...
  • Something Different: Basil Fawlty Meets "Two Husbands" - A Parody

    06/14/2023 8:25:53 AM PDT · by mononymous · 28 replies
    Self ^ | 6/14/2023 | Self
    Whenever I see an article, headline, etc., about a same-sex couple (husbands or wives); I am reminded of the following scene from Fawlty Towers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AygIe_C_tSU So, I thought I’d write the following parody of Fawlty (of the 1970s) dealing with a same-sex couple, based on the scene above, and the characters created by Mr. John Cleese, and Ms. Connie Booth (with apologies to both). (Two men walk in the main doors.) Sybil: Good evening. Man 1: Good evening. I telephoned earlier, we are two husbands. Sybil: Oh yes. There hasn't been a cancellation, I'm afraid, so it is still a...
  • What About Newt Gingrich For Speaker?

    12/03/2022 1:29:54 PM PST · by mononymous · 69 replies
    FR ^ | 12/3/2022 | Self
    Just a thought here as I think he was the last effective Speaker from the R party.
  • Hammer in Pelosi Incident "Opens up" About What Happened (Satire, Vanity)

    11/02/2022 1:45:28 PM PDT · by mononymous · 2 replies
    Mononymous1/Wordpress ^ | 11/2/2022 | Mononymous
    Here are the key points made: 1. he didn't get to vet the "job" properly as it was offered on very short notice after the speaker's gavel bowed out; he thinks now that it (the gavel) learned details, and took a hard pass 2. (censored) 3. when the other parties met, one said to the other, "is that a hammer in your pocket or are you just glad to see me..."; this is what outraged his "friend" 4. the deceitful media omits a word from the shout, it was actually, "Where's Nancy-boy..." 5. even for San Francisco, he thought that...
  • For Democrats, when did the US Constitution Die?

    05/17/2022 7:22:03 AM PDT · by mononymous · 59 replies
    Self ^ | 5/17/2022 | Self
    A question I've been pondering recently; for how long has the US Constitution been dead to Democrats? Can anyone help me understand when, over the last 100 years or so, have they done anything to advance the cause of individual freedom and personal responsibility?
  • Something different from "progressive" NYC - "Street Art"

    05/10/2022 9:18:28 AM PDT · by mononymous
    Self ^ | 5/10/2022 | Self
    Just to show that there are alternative views on the streets of Gotham, literally… NOTE: This is not an excerpt; there is no need to visit the source site.
  • Duo robs $9K cash from NYC restaurant owner in brazen, broad daylight theft

    02/15/2022 3:38:49 PM PST · by mononymous · 32 replies
    NY Post/UpperEastSite.com ^ | 2/14/2022 | Reuven Fenton and Tina Moore
    A pair of robbers tied up an Upper East Side restaurant owner and an employee as they held them at gunpoint in the pursuit of cash, cops said Monday. The duo barged into Nino’s Italian Restaurant on First Avenue near East 73rd Street around 2 p.m. Sunday — one of them brandishing a silver handgun — and targeted the 65-year-old owner Nino Selimaj, police said. Selimaj told The Post he was only in the store for a short time preparing for the Super Bowl rush when one of the robbers came in, waving the gun at him. “He said, ‘Go...
  • The "Great Reset" That Is Needed - Vanity

    11/19/2021 12:11:06 PM PST · by mononymous · 1 replies
    Self ^ | 11/19/2021 | Mononymous
    ↑Chuck Schumer, back in January, 2017, gave the game away as to who or what actually runs this country. It is in fact, per Schumer, the intelligence agencies; why? Because, “they have six ways from Sunday to get back at you.” For context, he was referring to some perceived slight from a comment President-elect Trump had made about the IC. Let’s recall that, under the perverse penguin, John Brennan, the CIA actively spied on the Senate committee charged with its oversight. To date, if anything of consequence was done as a response, it has not been made public. What Schumer...
  • The Senate Committee Overseeing DHS...(Vanity)

    11/11/2020 1:14:16 PM PST · by mononymous · 12 replies
    None ^ | 11/11/2020 | Mononymous
    (Or whichever Senate Committee has purview over federal elections integrity) ought to subpoena the makers of the Dominion software and the voting machines that are in question here. Why haven't they done this yet? Hell, even if there's no such committee, why doesn't any one of them (Government Oversight??) haul these people in for questioning under oath?
  • Blackadder Explains How The Biden Votes Were Counted - Humor Break

    11/06/2020 2:13:48 PM PST · by mononymous · 19 replies
    Blackadder (Series 3) ^ | 11/06/2020 | BBC
    Thought we could all use a bit of humor here; but, as it turns out, this may well be an explanation as to how they've been counting Biden votes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6mJw50OdZ4
  • The Never Ending Coup Attempts - (Vanity)

    11/04/2020 8:58:22 AM PST · by mononymous · 12 replies
    None ^ | 11/04/2020 | Self
    What appears to be a blatant, in-your-face, premeditated, attempt at stealing this election is yet another try for a coup. As we know, our POTUS has had to deal with this bull crap since 2016. No one should be surprised to find that our intelligence services are colluding with the Donkey party to set this in motion. After all, the CIA (a chartered enforcer of the Deep State, in yet another way to "get back at you", per Chuck Schumer), has many years of experience rigging elections in other countries; why not here? But all of this is possible because...
  • NYC (Manhattan) Early Voting Report

    10/24/2020 1:04:03 PM PDT · by mononymous · 70 replies
    Self ^ | 10/24/2020 | Self
    Thought I'd report what I've observed in Manhattan today. Early voting started and at one particular location, on the Upper East Side, the line to vote has encircled the entire building from around 10 a.m. until now - so, two street and two avenue blocks, entirely. Yes, there is "social distancing" but this is unbelievable (someone said it takes about 5 hours to vote). On the assumption that the voting pattern for the neighborhood holds, one has to wonder what is motivating these people, their candidate (really??) or pure hatred of POTUS? In any event, I did not expect this.
  • "China Joe" - A Parody of the Doobie Brothers' "China Grove"

    10/22/2020 7:18:03 AM PDT · by mononymous · 16 replies
    Self ^ | 10/22/2020 | mononymous1
    When the sun comes up on a sleepy old man Down around Wilmington He calls a lid for another day Stuck in his basement home This campaign is extremely strange He’s proud of 47 years that were lame Well, you’re talkin bout China Joe Oh, China Joe Well, the senator and his son Lord, they’re a caution They are the talk of the town When the emails get to flyin And they ain’t lyin When the sun goes fallin down They say that the father’s insane And dear mister Hunter’s got game We’re talkin bout the China Joe Oh, China...
  • Stand with President Trump or...(Vanity)

    06/17/2020 11:25:21 AM PDT · by mononymous · 4 replies
    none | 6/17/2020 | self
    Or "take a knee" as seen here:
  • Sessions Sings "Sweet Justice Department"...

    08/27/2018 8:04:55 AM PDT · by mononymous · 11 replies
    Mononymous1/Wordpress ^ | 8/27/2018 | mononymous
    To the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama"...here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o No, the wheels aren’t turning Nothing to see here, nothing Stop saying bad things about justice It’s still like Barry’s and that’s no sin Well I heard Mister Trump tweet about her Well I heard he did put her down Well, I hope Mister Trump remembers The justice department he doesn’t run, anyhow Sweet justice department How well Rod runs you Sweet justice department Lord, how I will protect you In Washington they hate the pres’dent, hoo-hoo-hoo And we’re doing all we could do None of the –gates don’t bother me Just...
  • Nobel Prize-winning author VS Naipaul dies aged 85

    08/12/2018 6:26:45 AM PDT · by mononymous · 6 replies
    BBC ^ | 8/12/2018 | BBC
    Novelist Sir VS Naipaul, who won the Nobel Prize in literature, has died aged 85, his family have said. Sir Vidia, who was born in rural Trinidad in 1932, wrote more than 30 books including A Bend in the River and his masterpiece, A House for Mr Biswas.
  • You Know, It's Psycho; Rosenstein = Norman Bates, Sessions = "Mother"

    07/13/2018 2:55:43 PM PDT · by mononymous · 17 replies
    none ^ | 7/13/2018 | mononymous
    For all of us wondering what has happened to Jeff Sessions, perhaps he’s being kept in the DOJ’s figurative attic and whenever “he” needs to appear in public, Rosenstein appears in his disguise. The shower scene is a metaphor for the DOJ/FBI attack on the constitutional republic as a newly minted fourth, independent branch of government and the bodies to be hauled out of the “swamp” are the Deep State skeletons they’ve been concealing.