Well guess I will need to buy some cows because, for me, 5.5 acres is going to be difficult to mow with an electric lawn mower....but wait cows cause global warming, they need to be banned too, or maybe just put mufflers on all cows to process the methane they produce. And let’s put a tax on beef and steaks to discourage those nasty meat eaters from raising the cows, then another tax for the tall grass that will grow because we can’t mow it or have cows.